HumorNama @HumorNama

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4 weeks ago

Why did the salami fill out a police report? Because it was a salted meat.

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4 weeks ago

I'm only ever sick on work days, thanks to my weekend immune system.

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4 weeks ago

Finally we understand that Alaska Trump-Putin meeting was another distraction for the Epsteinth time.

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a month ago

After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant. She has the worst stutter ever.

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a month ago

Indian Prime Minister Modi refused Donald Trump's phone calls 4 times in recent weeks amid tariff tensions.

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a month ago

Genius Trump enacts plan to restrict CCP spies by inviting 600,000 Chinese students to attend American Universities.

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a month ago

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged. Now, what’s the worse thing Travis can hear before the Super Bowl? “Honey, I wrote a song about you!”

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a month ago

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.

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a month ago

What do Donald Trump and Lex Luthor have in common? They hate illegal aliens.

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a month ago

Given that tickling yourself doesn't work the same as someone else tickling you, we really got lucky with masturbation.

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a month ago

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist.

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a month ago

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Judge Caprio: "You were caught double parking. Why?" Defendant: "Your Honor, I was saving a spot for my friend!" Judge Caprio: "Well, let’s hope your friend helps you pay the ticket too!" RIP Frank Caprio🙏🏻

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a month ago

Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they lifted up both they'd fall over.

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a month ago

The Flat Earth Society just announced they now have one million members... ...around the globe.

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a month ago

What is the worst season to be a Free Solo Climber? Fall.

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a month ago

What do you call an old man with three daughters named Sara? A TrisarahPops.

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2 months ago

Why is eating a lot of pie never considered a sin? Because the sin of pi is zero.

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2 months ago

Trump called Norway’s minister, told him he wants the Nobel Peace Prize while threatening tariffs on the country. Next, he’ll want the Nobel Prize for Economics, paid entirely in Trump NFTs.