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Funny things you hear in a Christian environment. Send your funny Christian quotes to [email protected]! Joined January 2013-
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Check out this EPIC MOVIE THEATER PROPOSAL! Her reaction is priceless! youtu.be/tX1axtO9L3M
Thing I want to spread in 2017.
Hey, girl. How submissive are you? #ChristianPickUpLines
This church made a hilarious video! Tis the season to DTR! youtu.be/xmoo4mK_5nA
"My future spouse may not even be born yet." -creepy things you hear in small group
If you don't have someone in your bible study group who takes forever to pray.... you are most likely that person.
When the senior pastor's daughter is super pretty, but you're too afraid of him to ask her out. #relatable
Asked a girl out and she said the Holy Spirit told her no. So not only was I rejected by a girl, but also the third member of the Trinity.
2 places i'm comfortable using the bathroom: -My home -My church
Make sense to anyone else?
For you Jurassic fans out there.
Friend -"Prophecy." Me -"What spiritual gift do you have?" Me - "...."
"I like that church, but it doesn't have a good coffee bar, so I'm not sure if I want to be a member." -Real overheard sentence at church
Reading Song of Solomon like...
I want to change my Instagram bio, but I can't figure out what inspirational verse to use:/
"Gluten-free cookies are literally one of my 10,000 reasons." -A real spoken sentence from a girl in youth group
Every youth group has that "one girl" that every guy wants to date.
Maybe the Ice Bucket Challenge is an elaborate plan created by Pentecostals to get everyone baptized before the rapture?
If I only work out one side of my body, does that make me unequally yoked?
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