Humor Shots @HumorShots
Crude, rude and inappropriate. Joined May 2013-
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Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?
If you think I hate you, there’s a 98% chance you’re right so leave me alone.
That awkward moment when you're high five is rejected.
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
2012: Temple Run KONY Cinnamon Challenge YOLO Call Me Maybe Olympics iPhone5 Gangnam Style Hurricane Sandy Election Sandy Hook Apocalypse
How The Fuck Is There Gonna Be A Finding Nemo 2? How Do You Lose The Same Nigga TWICE ?
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
If she can shot-gun a beer, she's a keeper.
I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all
A penis lives a sad life: His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him.
RT if you're old enough to remember Snake on our old phones
R.I.P to everyone who fucked me over, played me, tried me, or lied to me, because you're are all dead to me.
maybe no one likes you because you're a bitch
If Google can't find the answer, then it's not a real question.
Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome!
Still up in this mountain, alive…..Fuck.
If you ever buy a large TV, remember to put the box in your neighbor's trash so they get robbed and not you.
Who else remembers the random three eyed monkey on Nickelodeon that would randomly pop up after shows & say "Hi i'm Paul" ?
i only like spending money thats not mine
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Abigayle @abbieburns13
12 Followers 45 Following Probably cuddling a sheep,or possibly sleeping 😊😋 slight chance friends, golden girls, or greys anatomy is on the tv🤷🏼♀️
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Anza Chabs @Cutem_Bee
89 Followers 221 Following im a lover and a fighter. A sinner but a Christain. & i certainly dont care wat people think abt me.
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Bri @Bstoff2
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Kayla Clemens @KayKay4253
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Maureen Gillespie @moerg2000
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Quotes and Musings @QuotesAndMusing
235 Followers 4 Following Funny, Inspirational, sarcastic and romantic quotes about life and love.
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