Hilarious Tweets! @HumoredPosts
Posting the funniest tweets for you to retweet! You will laugh so hard you will cry! Follow me! Laughing Joined January 2013-
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I hate how these chicks be goin to Church Screamin "Jesus" on Sunday.. But screamin "This Yo Pussy".. "Fuck this Pussy".. Saturday night
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Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." RT if you love your Mom.
Oh your Twitter account is protected? What do you tweet... Nuclear launch codes?
Instead of taking college classes , hoes be taking Twerk Classes.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body... Wanna fight!?!
Spongebob: | ( • )( • ) | Patrick: / ( • )( • ) \ Squidward: ( (•)(•) ) Plankton: | (•) | Mr. Krabs: |•||•| RT if can you see them!
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you but I can't live without you. Sincerely, Me
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It's all fun and games until somebody gets pregnant
My stomach drops when I think of anyone else having you.
If I got paid for being lazy, I'd be a billionaire.
Welcome to our society. You'll be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay.
I met Eminem once, he was pretty awkward. His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
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