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Salário mínimo é como menstruação, vem uma 1 vez por mês, dura 3 ou 4 dias e se atrasar deixa todo mundo louco. Jatai Joined March 2012
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14 years ago

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14 years ago

Por que o Papai Noel não tem filhos??? R: Porque o saco dele é de brinquedo.…

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Humorista @Humorista3

14 years ago

Em homenagem aos gerente @4QueijosOficial

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14 years ago

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14 years ago

Você sabe qual a diferença entre a lagoa e a padaria ? R: Na lagoa há sapinho, e na padaria, assa pao.

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14 years ago

Para que serve o oculos verde?? R: para verde perto.

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