Funny Tweets.!!! @HumorousNotes
Comedian/Actor, Tweeting Funny Notes, So Retweet and Enjoy. Business: [email protected] Joined May 2012-
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I survived 2000 I survived 6/6/6 I survived 11/11/11 I even survived the Bieber Fever epidemic So dear 2012, Come at me bro.
Retweet: Justin Beiber Favorite:Eminem Keep Scrolling: Squidward
That moment when you have to use the bathroom and its full and you cant wait so you try to run it off.
Who's fault is it? 1%…Government 1%…Terrorists 98%…Dinkleburg.
My girlfriend got mad and told me i treat her like a child.. so i gave her a sticker for standing up for herself
person: hey, you got braces? other person: no, I ate a transformer and forgot to floss
*reading jokes in class* Teacher: Are you texting? Me: No I'm looking at... *red dot appears on chest* ...porn
Kim Kardashian is suing me for using her legs for my new store's logo. I just want my customers to know we're open 24 hours.
*sends text* "20 min later" *Hi.* I waited 20 Fucking minutes for Just a plain HI!! *Umm Pretty Much* -_______-
That awkward moment when you catch your parents having sex.
Real people turn fake, fake people stay fake, and real people turn into fake people which make them permently fake unless they die...
That awkward moment when school i over and you dont know what to do anymore.
For my birthday this year, my friends surprised me with a stripper in a cake. I wish they told me before I cut it.
I texted my boss " Whats the difference between this morning and your daughter?" He replied "I dont know" I replied, "me neither"
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