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I said I'm human, but you know I lied curiouscat.me/IAmASuckpuppet Down On The Upside Joined December 2010

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a day ago

That EA sale must really suck for folks who love throwing their money at dogshit

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Being hauled off to prison after the infallible AI installed in my government-mandated Sony Bravia determines that I didn't raise my arms up high enough while celebrating McDonalds and flags my account to the authorities

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3 days ago

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2 weeks ago

Lard Miles had to go without eating for a few days and immediately died, rip fatso

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3 weeks ago

Pre-ordered my tickets for the next event, I can't wait to see how Charlie plans on topping the craziness of the first one!

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3 weeks ago

The security guard entering Epstein's cell

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4 weeks ago

Why is the dog in Superman named Crypto? Is James Gunn using the movie to advertise his portfolio????????????

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a month ago

Every The Sopranos Frame In Order @FrameInOrder

a month ago

https://t.co/mJ7agvUazw

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2 months ago

They should cast John Fetterman for the live-action Ganondorf

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2 months ago

Just because Ozzy has passed does NOT mean you should gaslight yourself into actually playing Brutal Legend

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2 months ago

Trump visiting his friend Jeff to celebrate his 50th birthday

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3 months ago

They should put the OceanGate sub in the Subnautica sequel

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3 months ago

Canadian hockey teams, not even once

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4 months ago

Making a brand new Marvel fighting game rather than just remastering Marvel Nemesis

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4 months ago

Are they gonna make a Nathan Fielder DLC for Microsoft Flight Simulator?

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6 months ago

You think all the dipshits who actually shelled out for 4chan gold passes or whatever the fuck those things were called are gonna get refunds?

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6 months ago

When you tell your friend to get White so you can trade each other all the version exclusive Pokemon and they don't listen

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Boeckner @d_boeckner

6 months ago

To everyone who’s freaking out about the economy right now: you still don’t get it. You can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes