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🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

4 months ago

A lady once told me that while it is admirable that most young men from Plateau are not involved in internet fraud, it also has a downside.

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Tweets Oracool @IBwonlu

6 months ago

@instablog9ja help ask them this?😂

🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

6 months ago

I’m genuinely curious whether people who sell coffins or caskets take them back into their shops and lock them up at night for fear of thieves stealing them. I just find myself wondering who would even steal something like that.

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Tweets Oracool @IBwonlu

a year ago

When South Africa gets battered by the Netherlands in the World Cup, we'll be here to remind them that this is the consequence of qualifying for the tournament by leveraging home advantage, such as playing matches in rugby stadiums to secure victories during the qualification.

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VA Nen @gomosmuse

a year ago

I am Nenritdung Gomos I’m a Virtual Assistant passionate about helping busy professionals stay organized, save time, and focus on what matters. Right now, I’m expanding my skills through: 📌 The ITU Digital Inclusiveness course: Learning how technology can be more accessible

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Tweets Oracool @IBwonlu

a year ago

@TravelingTanza1

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Tweets Oracool @IBwonlu

a year ago

Toh @Hartbankat, come get your flowers here.

THE BIGGEST 🦅 🌹!! @EeevaJames

a year ago

In Jos, JMDB, de put Remove full everywhere 😂😂 This state must fine ko kin ki ko kun so yan wee wee.

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Zumji Center @Zumji_Center

a year ago

Book our magnificent hall and have a feel of 10 line arrays and 2 double subs of this and party like never before.

Spiricoco Twittter @SpiricocoNg

a year ago

You have just 20min on these speakers, which gospel song you playing?

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David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin

a year ago

The only thing I have to add to Nigeria's internal political conversation concerning 2027 is this: Whether the vehicle you people eventually agree on is Peter Obi or Atiku or coalition or whatever, you must prepare to carry out strategic violence. Because casting votes alone will not remove Jabba The Hutt from that office. Voting is only 35% of the job, and the ruling puppets have NO INTENTION of respecting your "votes." I can tell you that for free. You have my word. Whatever melodrama they are staging is for the sole purpose of sucking you into doing a live-action repeat of 2023 when you won the election and lost the objective of the election - to remove cancer called APC from Aso Rock. The last election that this APC pestilence won in Nigeria was 10 years ago. They did not win in 2019, and they certaintly did not win in 2023. It made no difference. So if you want to reclaim Nigeria from these flesh-eating bacteria, you have to make the vote meaningful by adding strategic violence to back it up. That's what the Ghanaians did last year and I gained a new level of respect for them. No unnecessary social media cho cho cho, no Twitter spaces, no fiery newspaper columns, no noise whatsoever. I was in Addis Ababa during the Ghanaian election monitoring it closely, and I feared it would play out like 2023 in Nigeria - one result at the polling booth, a different result at the collation centre, a fraudulent announcement, and ultimately a fraudulent court judgment and then everybody grumbles and goes home. Instead, these Ghanaians that you see smiling and bantering with you on the TL (very silent and deadly people by the way) had created offline networks and closed groups to carry out strategic enforcement of their electoral will on election night. They were prepared for everything - fake ballot papers that were pre-thumbprinted for the incumbents, incumbent party agents trying to bully collation centre operatives, even the incumbent party's efforts to manipulate the media narratives - all of these things were shut down with real physical violence where necessary. Men properly collected that night. And this is my key takeaway: when it became clear to the uniformed men with guns that it was either they side with the ruling party and risk causing an uncontrollable nationwide riot, or allow the will of the people prevail and still have a country tomorrow, they did the reasonable thing - because ultimately they are rational humans too. That is actually the key to winning the colonial bullshit we call "elections" in Africa. You have to give the uniformed gun-holders a reason to recognise your victory, and force them to make a decision. Nobody in Nigeria gave them that decision to make in 2023, and that's why Jabba The Hutt is your president. So if you actually want anything to change in 2027, be more like the Ghanaians. Less cho cho cho, fewer Twitter spaces about obvious things that everybody already knows, no public platforms to expose your plans to the whole world so they can neutralise them, less impotent fire breathing, less waiting aimlessly for Tinubu's FBI files that you will not do anything with when they come out, and more silent, controlled, and methodical violence. No need for noise. Just action. That is the only way you won't waste your time and PVC in 2027. It's not by going on the internet and using Peter Obi's name as a talisman or engagement bait. My job is to tell you the truth. Whether you choose to listen is up to you entirely.

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Tweets Oracool @IBwonlu

2 years ago

@davido, say make you send me 1 million oo.

Rise Network @RisenetworkNG

2 years ago

Tag one celebrity to send you 1 million, you fit dey lucky 😂

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🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

2 years ago

If "The Time is Now," we should merely renovate the Rwang Pam Township Stadium for state occasions & cultural events while making giant strides toward the eventual completion of the Zaria Road uncompleted stadium, which we term "The New Jos Stadium" in shame for sporting events.

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🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

2 years ago

This year, I want to cut off people who naturally develop dementia after you lend them money because they know you won't call to ask for it unless they return it themselves, and people who call you & ask you "what bank account should I send to," so you tell them to just leave it.

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🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

2 years ago

Zumji Event Center's @Zumji_Center sound system is unmatched in this Jos. That hall is worth every penny.

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🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

3 years ago

Does anyone else think that the suggested 200 naira travel price for a drop on the Jos Tin City Metro Bus is a bit excessive? Given that it might take me longer to get to where I'm going, the advantages over other public transportation options should be too great to resist.

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Arsenal @Arsenal

3 years ago

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ 🔙 Zinchenko returns 🪄 Trossard on the wing 💨 Jesus leads the line Let's get back to winning ways, Gunners ✊

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Tweets Oracool @IBwonlu

3 years ago

Stop shouting at me, please.

Kuna @kunayinaStephen

3 years ago

Men that don't have any pictures in their media, what's the colour of your problem?

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🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

3 years ago

You keep postponing that wedding because you are not ready. Well, It's just like Unijos exams. No matter how long you postpone, you can't ever be fully ready. Compliments of whatever today is.

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Tweets Oracool @IBwonlu

3 years ago

@TrumpetLikeVoi1 Dey play.

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Zumji Center @Zumji_Center

3 years ago

Our own is; they should come and book our exquisite hall for that once-in-a-lifetime wedding reception.

Persis Kassam @KassamPersis

3 years ago

Pls ooo I don't understand🤷‍♀️, is there a free wedding promo in 2024 or wat🙎‍♀️. Why am I seeing wedding engagements here and there, everywhere?🤔🤔 What am I missing?🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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🍅🌶SpicySteph🌶🍅 @TrumpetLikeVoi1

3 years ago

Forget, Jos girls are way too smart. It's after you go elsewhere and experience other girls, that you will understand this tweet and what I am talking about.