ICStuff @ICStuff
I wear a bag on my head because my girlfriends refuse to. Joined December 2012-
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Getting arrested on New Years Eve sucks. In my defense, you hear an Arab near you start counting down from ten while smiling, you hit him.
The latest Borat movie wasn't nearly as funny as the first one. #Les extended Miserables
I like to give Alphabet Soup to dyslexic kids and tell them to read what it says in their bowl. Fun to watch.
I dream of a world where a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned.
I thought about following myself on Twitter, but I really don't get most of the things I say.
I was sad because I had no hat. Then, I met a man who had no head.
Why didn't they program Siri as a guy? Once a month my phone is a total bitch and keeps asking me for chocolate.
Dead people are always late at their own funeral.
Lots of parents named their baby girls Bella over the past few years due to Twilight movies. The slow ones named their kid Sequel.
I like that women are wearing yoga pants in public. Gives me a legal argument for only wearing my jock strap.
I feel sorry for poor kids in Africa who are still using the iPhone 4. Breaks my heart.
I'm texting while driving. But it's totally fine, I'm way too drunk to spell anything correctly anyway.
Today I'm celebrating the one year anniversary of this day last year. Very special.
Damn Mayans. All I got from them was a huge hole in the drywall from hanging that 600 pound stone calendar all year.
Starting to think the Miss Universe pageant is rigged. An Earth woman seems to win every year.
Women are so stuck up. You show up to one kids birthday party naked and suddenly you're not "relationship" material. Screw chuck e cheese
Break a bottle of alcohol over a ship's bow and it's a christening celebration. Do the same to someone's car and people get all lawsuity.
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