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Episode #357: Put a little love in your heart…except for government Alex and Adrian both have consciousness-expanding empathic interactions with people they would normally want to beat the crap out of, Iran war intensifies as oil flow dries up, US pulls troops out of Europe, AI hallucination almost causes war with China, and Mitch is alive…kinda. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-357-…

Episode #356: It’s the end of the world as we know it, and AI feels fine After learning that the Saudis did 9/11 we have no choice but to save the Saudis, gas prices go up as more oil tankers go down, Trump offers Americans $5K each to vote for fascism, but we’re waiting to see how much the commies offer first, AI agents get even more dangerous, we know who he means is “ungovernable,” and Israel is…uh…well, we don’t want to get removed from another platform. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-356-…

Episode #355: Somebody’s watching me Angry Alex rejects BJs and refuses to forgive, Sleepy Adrian tries to find his Zen, there’s a 50% chance your driver’s license was stolen this week, there’s a 25% chance the AIs have started their own society, Trump threatens to crash the economy if the Fed doesn’t crash the economy, it’s not a war if they have to pay benefits, Desantis gets away with embezzling $10M from taxpayers, and NATO considers first strike on Russia. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-355-…

Episode #354: Welcome to The United States of Ontario Uber’s invasion of your privacy becomes our next business model, it’s never a good sign when the CIA shows up unannounced at the Kremlin, Trump’s trade war with Canada could disrupt a third of the US oil supply, this is not what “Pro-Military” looks like..unless you’re an 8-year-old, Iran shrugs off “D-Day,” and you need to hit the high note if you want the flags lowered when you die. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-354-…

Episode #353: We’ve got nothing in common Alex bores everyone with his wonky take on the primary results as Adrian arrogantly abrades us with his annoying ambivalence, we all wish we had someone who looked at us the way Natalie looks at Don’s diaper, Americans might finally be embracing jury nullification, Rubio says the quiet part out loud…again, and the economy is collapsing, but at least we’ve got a nice driveway. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-353-…

Episode #351: Civilization version 2.0? Alex and Adrian take a major detour and spend the full first hour talking about whether we are the first advanced civilization on Earth, and the evidence – of varying credibility – that we aren’t and whether or not aliens are involved, then we return to more normal discussions of news, politics, economics, in the second hour. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-351-…

Bachelor Party Rule #1: Never Invite the Guy Who Can’t Keep His Mouth Shut Four guys, one strip club, a terrified groom-to-be, and an emergency brainstorming session to explain why nobody was actually where everyone knew they were. talesofthemidnightrider.substack.com/p/bachelor-par…

Episode #348: Weekend at Mitch’s Alex drives an OF model hard, ‘Merica ain’t ‘Mericaning like it used to, we spoke to Mitch McConnell and he told us “gurrrrrglugggpffft,” the Sheep are De-Flocking the Wolves, we’re at war with Iran…again, datacenters are trying to kill you…and maybe Greenland, Trump suggests a threesome with his sons after talking to Teddy Roosevelt, and will Israel just false flag us already unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-348-…

Episode #346: It was fun while it lasted Alex comes out of the closet on air, doomer Adrian says sell everything now, Iran ceasefire was fun while it lasted, Americans increasingly want out of our toxic relationship with Israel, Ukraine darkens the skies over Moscow, SCOTUS does asylum seekers a big favor by not letting them in, Trump asks the media what the Executive Order he just signed means, and the AI IPOs ain’t looking too good. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-346-…

Episode #345: Peace. War. Strait Open. Strait Closed. Israel vetoed America’s unconditional surrender to Iran by doing what they always do…blowing up their neighbors, the most “Idiocracy” event ever plays out on White House lawn as Trump family tries to bet on rigged fights, we’ve got about 12 days until the US strategic oil reserve runs dry, nobody seems to care about mankind’s biggest question, and I guess 250 years was a pretty good run. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-345-…

Episode #344: Grok just stole your retirement SpaceX IPO reveals the world isn’t controlled by billionaires…it’s controlled by trillionaires, Trump lets tech bro “volunteers” data mine all government websites, Alex is very upset by right-wing FishHeads for some reason, ACAL (lazy), Massie remembers the Liberty, apparently the President’s Cabinet spends a lot of time talking about nipples, and we’ve got an Iran peace deal for the 37th time. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-344-…

Episode #343: Hallelujah! Poverty will save us all! We’re hoping the pending economic collapse saves humanity from the tech billionaires plotting human extinction, Anthropic (Claude AI) begs the world to stop them from destroying society, Nightmare-Eclipse may kill Microsoft, Trump is bored with Iran but Israel won’t let him take his toys and go home, Google wants to sting you with infected mosquitoes, and be sure to buy a copy of the “Midnight Hustle” pamphlet. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-343-…

Episode #340: Pooh’s your daddy? Adrian has a blast at a funeral, Alex hates Uber basic b’s, Trump will have the biggest balls…dummy, AI says you can’t have power or water anymore, and recent college grads are sick of it, UAP disclosure is kinda weak sauce, cybersecurity is over, never touch Ka$h’s bourbon, and never let RFK near your open-heart surgery. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-340-…

Episode #338: Which button will YOU press? We start with a new take on the prisoner’s dilemma, Pokemon Go was actually a mass data collection conspiracy, boots on the ground in Iran is the most likely outcome, we prefer Kaczynski’s manifesto over Palantir’s, Orange Jesus wants to blow up wise guy ships for the next 18 years…unless they let him use nukes, and it’s the pro-pedos vs. REALLY pro-pedos in Congress. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-338-…

Episode #337: Take 2 Adrian forgets to push a button, Alex still trying to crawl out of his dark hole, you can trust us when we urge you not to trust us, Anthropic just became the most powerful entity on Earth, passed-out Kash out soon, my blockade is bigger than your blockade and I just made $1B by saying so, and we are considering becoming avid animal genitalia researchers in our spare time. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-337-…

Episode #336: At this point, God is probably rooting for AI Iran accepts America’s unconditional surrender in The Great Lego War, Pentagon threatens to bomb the Pope, Antichrist-hunter Thiel was pedo-spymaster Epstein’s partner, Anthropic Mythos AI effectively ends all commerce, methinks the woman scorned doth protest too much, Alex thinks he’s a big tipper, and remember, when you’re wiping yourself with newspaper…you should’ve just paid them enough to live. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-336-…

Episode #335: This time, it’s personal Alex talks about a deeply unsettling personal experience that has completely altered his opinion of mankind, while Adrian – in a bizarre juxtaposition - defends the goodness of humanity. Eventually we talk about pedantic stuff like global war, economic collapse, genocide, rampant corruption of power, religious hypocrisy, and, of course, aliens. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-335-…

Episode #334: This Business Will Get Out of Hand Alex puts his finger on some lesbians’ pulse. The Iran war spirals as Israel plays Trump like a shofar, depending on who you ask, the US and Iranian negotiations are happening (or not happening) and going very well (or not). Iranian hackers are scoring hits on US leaders and infrastructure. Oil, gas, food, plastics and microchip supply chains are all breaking. And it’s definitely time to cash out, ‘cuz the casino is on fire. unattendedbaggage.substack.com/p/episode-334-…

How to Escape Raymond James in Record Time with Four Ravens Fans and the Ignition Remix open.substack.com/pub/talesofthe…

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