IThinkYouShulLeave @ITYShulLeave
Joined September 2021-
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You know it's coming when the shul president steps up to the bimah before kiddush.
When people at the office wish you "Happy Holidays" three weeks after Hannukah.
When they convince me to stay for Maariv and everyone starts walking outside for kiddush levana.
When a charedi guy sees an open seat next to him on an airplane.
When you set the shabbat timer for 10:00, but now it's 10:01, the lights are still on in the bedroom, and your spouse is staring at you.
Lavan putting a veil on Leah and sending her down the aisle.
Doors are locked for the rabbis dvar torah but you gotta get to kiddush club.
Every rabbi on every page of the entire gemmara.
Esav seeing a nice bowl of stew.
What the people leading the first hakafot are really saying:
Hearing the guy in the front row correcting the baal koreh way too loudly.
Aharon, when Moshe comes back from Har sinai and sees the golden calf.
When I see the masorti dude's kippah
Every dad when they see you talking after washing.
Gabbai calling my name for an aliyah after I haven't been to shul in a bit.
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