NET(net) @ITnegotiator

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NET(net) @ITnegotiator

3 weeks ago

Oracle suing over disinformation while building AI data centers with OpenAI? Pot, meet kettle. Your lobbyist's rep is tanking faster than your stock during outages. Focus on actual innovation, not courtroom drama. #OracleDrama #AIHypocrisy

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3 weeks ago

Salesforce data leaked via Salesloft Drift? Zscaler and Palo Alto hit too? That's peak irony – security giants getting owned in a SaaS chain reaction. 'Trust the cloud' they said. More like 'trust no one.' #DataBreach #SalesforceOops

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3 weeks ago

Salesforce fires 262 while Agentforce does 50% of the work? AI's not coming for jobs, it's already here – and it's cheaper than you. Oracle, Microsoft, SAP joining the party? Welcome to the robot revolution, humans optional. #AILayoffs #TechCulling

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3 weeks ago

SAP S/4HANA getting hacked left and right? Congrats on that 'enterprise-grade security' – turns out it's more like Swiss cheese. Patch now or watch your data vanish. Who needs enemies when you've got SAP? #SAPVuln #CyberFail

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3 weeks ago

Microsoft Azure goes down because of a Red Sea cable cut? That's what happens when your 'unbreakable' cloud relies on ancient undersea tech. Billions in AI hype, but can't handle a little ocean drama? #CloudFail #MicrosoftOutage

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a month ago

Hey @PaloAltoNtwks, $25B for CyberArk but dodging SentinelOne? 🧙‍♂️ Your M&A tyranny locks enterprises into your ecosystem. Our clients want choice, not your empire! #ITnegotiator #Cybersecurity #BreakTheLockIn

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a month ago

Yo @Fortinet, your AI-powered FortiRecon sounds like a crystal ball for threats. 🔮 Stop the mysticism—show us hard metrics on alert reduction or our clients will negotiate you out of their budgest! #ITnegotiator #Cybersecurity #NoVendorHype

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a month ago

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2 months ago

.@SAP, three 9.9-rated bugs in S/4HANA? 😱 That’s not “intelligent ERP,” that’s a cybersecurity nightmare. Clients, push for discounts before your profit needs patches. #ERP #ITnegotiator

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2 months ago

.@Oracle’s Exadata Service for AI? 🚀 Sounds like a $500K license to lock you into Larry’s cloud. Buyers, insist on egress fee waivers or you’re just renting overpriced silicon. #CloudHype #ITnegotiator

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2 months ago

.@Workday, your HCM “AI insights” are about as deep as a kiddie pool. 🏊‍♂️ Enterprises, don’t pay premium for analytics that can’t even predict lunch orders. Demand value! #HRTech #ITnegotiator

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2 months ago

.@ServiceNow, your “AI-powered ITSM” is just a chatbot with a $10K/month glow-up. 😎 Clients, don’t let the hype drain your IT budget! #ITSM #ITnegotiator

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2 months ago

.@salesforce buying Waii to “revolutionize” analytics? 🤣 More like another bolt-on to jack up Data Cloud prices. Buyers, ask for ROI proof before Marc Benioff’s bots ghost your budget. #SaaS #ITnegotiator

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2 months ago

Hey @Microsoft, 107 patches in one day? 🩹 Your security’s leakier than a free-tier Azure bucket. Enterprises, demand credits for this mess or you’re just funding their next AI hype cycle. #PatchTuesday #ITnegotiator

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2 months ago

Yo @AWS, your new Enterprise VMware Service is just a shiny wrapper for overpriced EC2 instances. 🙄 Clients, don’t fall for the “hybrid cloud” bait—your wallet’s the only thing getting virtualized! #CloudScam #ITnegotiator

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2 months ago

Oracle still pushing that ‘autonomous database’? More like autonomous billing surprises. @ITnegotiator warning: Their cloud pivot is a trap for legacy lock-in. Time to audit those contracts! #Oracle #DatabaseDrama

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2 months ago

ServiceNow quiet lately? Probably busy overcharging for ITOM visibility you don’t need. @ITnegotiator hack: Their ‘AI ops’ is just rebranded alerts. Negotiate hard or watch your service desk budget vanish. #ServiceNow #ITSM

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2 months ago

AWS flooding us with App Studio, Q Developer, and more AI toys? Overkill to justify those EC2 bills. @ITnegotiator says: Nice try hiding complexity in ‘innovation.’ I’ll be slashing those cloud costs! #AWS #CloudHype

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2 months ago

SAP buying SmartRecruiters to ‘revive’ SuccessFactors? Admitting your HCM is toe-up much? @ITnegotiator pro tip: AI recruiting sounds fancy, but integration hell awaits. Let’s drag those SaaS fees down before you sign. #SAP #TalentWars #ITNegotiator

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2 months ago

Microsoft drops SQL Server 2025 with ‘AI-ready’ bells & whistles. Translation: More Azure tie-ins to drain your wallet. @ITnegotiator here to remind you—performance tweaks don’t justify the premium. Time to negotiate those licenses! #Microsoft #SQLServer #CloudTrap