Dear Mr Einstein, I wonder if you can assist. I thought I’d go and pump a little money into the local Tunbridge Wells economy. However, I have encountered a problem. Could you pop down from your celestial home and show me how these idiotic new parking machines work? Love, Iain
@IainDale You mean to say that you don’t have to download yet another app on your smartphone to add to the dozen or so other such apps already installed to be able to park?
@IainDale We park in family member's drive, then walk less than 1/2 a mile in. Otherwise Royal Victoria car park. Don't tell me they've now gone Ringo? Drat!
@IainDale I always get the train because @FugglesBeerCafe is so good that driving would be a hindrance to fun
@IainDale Why I would rather travel to Bluewater, shop online or socialise in London - the machines are a nightmare!