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Probably not going to watch this #MNF game. Seeing as the starting quarterbacks are hurt and they are second string talent to begin with.
The NFL has ruled a 1 game suspension for Ed Reed mainly because he was closest to James Harrison and he did nothing wrong
This weeks Eagles Saints matchup is looking to be not whose better but more of who is worse Vick or the Saints defense. #NFL
Everything is bigger in Texas except the paycheck Mario Williams is stealing from Buffalo.
Upon trading for CB Talib, Bill Belichick acquired a pez full of adderall to assist him in containing Talib.
Tony Gonzalez says the Falcons aren't getting enough attention. Sources say that happens a lot when you haven't beaten a real team in weeks
Talked to Mark Sanchez and he said it'll be hard to snap back to reality playing a real defense this week. Expect usual Sanchez numbers.
Me and my sources just can't help but laugh when we look at Joe Flacco's stat line from Sunday. #NFL
RG3 couldn't remember anything from yesterday. Although perhaps selective memory was the cause after coming to in the Redskins locker room.
Drew how do you think Payton's presence effected the mojo in the stadium tonight. Drew: how did you know he gave the refs presents? @NFLRT
Sources say Philip Rivers attitude is now active and will be in effect immediately. #SNF
I heard Goodell only let Sean Payton attend this game as long as this man was around to prevent funny business #SNF
Thank god Monday's game is in New Jersey. With everything being bigger in Texas and Rex Ryan it just doesn't seem like a good combo.
The irony when there's a roughing the passer on the Saints. #SNF
The 2012 Saints are starting to look more like an E true Hollywood story where are they now. #SNF
The way Ryan Mathews is playing against the Saints is making LT wish he had signed a one game contract for tonight. @NFLRT
The worst part for Brees is he can't even stand tall after all these losses. #SNF
And with the first pick in the 2013 NFL draft the New Orleans Saints select..... #SNF
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