ListenToMe @ImRightYourNot
Wanna succeed in life? Listen to me, i dare you. Joined March 2011-
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#idontunderstandwhy pill bottles say "when taking this medication DO NOT consume alcoholic beverages".......i've never had a problem with it
love it when a guy says "making love" instead of "fucking"
people say not to take strangers from candy, but i've found that strangers always have the best candy.
GIRLS: never ever ever EVER try to cut your own bangs. it will always turn out fucked up. if your friends say it looks good, they're lying.
i love when people say "fly safe" or "have a safe flight" they're just reminding me that it's 100% out of my control
drink naked, it adds color to your cheeks.
if someone "seriously" wants to be a part of your life, they will "seriously" make an effort to be in it
the people who know the least about you always seem to have the most to say. #funnythewayitis
Washington & Jefferson both grew marijuana on their plantations...our government knows enough about history to know its gonna repeat itself
FACT: the people against marijuana are the exact people who need to get high.
Fact: In the recorded history of the WORLD, as we know it, there have been ZERO deaths attributed to Marijuana.
FUN FACT: Your thumb is the same length as your nose...<-- don't even try to tell me you didn't just test it out.
FUN FACT: Approximately two-thirds of people tip their head to the right when they kiss.
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?...i lost sleep over this question...
on the other hand, when approaching your boyfriend to call him out, don't yell, it freaks them out. inside voices.
girls: when a guy fucks up, let him know. otherwise he will think its okay. men=dogs
before you think about smothering your boyfriend/girlfriend, think again. it will only drive them further away from you.
hangover? saltines and orange juice always do the trick.
Best songs to bump at parties right now: "Donald Trump" by @MacMiller and "No Sleep" by @RealWizKhalifa
conserve the planet...ghost every hit.
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