Principal Neu @InTheNeud
Joined June 2011-
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Leaving just the way I like it: On top. Goodbye, Twitter. #RIPInTheNeud
I leave and all of a sudden Redwood's the 146th best high school in the country. Fuck. Me. usnews.com/education/best…
I'm more of a giver than a taker, except when it comes to shits.
If I had a friend named April I totally WOULDN'T film a porno with her called 'April Fools Around Day' ...April Fool's! I totally would.
Spring Break was fun, but now I'm Spring Broke.
Wow, my Twitter has been sucking a lot lately--Sorry, did I say 'Twitter'? I meant to say 'mouth'.
It's 8 am. I'm drunk, covered in green body paint, and everyone's calling me Fiona. As in Shrek's ogre slampiece. This could be a long day.
Fuck National Condom Day and every other holiday created by Hallmark for the sole purpose of selling greeting cards.
I miss being young and taking daily naps in my Preschool, Kindergarten, and Special Ed classes.
Guys, if you had a bad weekend, remember that beating yourself up isn't going to help as much as beating yourself off.
I forgot about Leap Day and budgeted for 365 days this year, so brb while I take a bunch of sleeping pills and pretend today never happened.
I'm sort of dating a producer (he works in the produce section of a grocery store)
I have a case of the Moondays (I'm mooning everyone who says they have a case of the Mondays).
I've never smelled so bad that I've smelled myself, but sometimes I need to poop so bad that I poop myself.
In honor of Ass Wednesday, I'm only watching hardcorn poorn.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack instead? #AssWednesday
Next square who mentions Valentine's Day is getting kicked square in the balls. So go on. Say something. There's nothing to be squared of.
My parents each had two lesbian moms, so I grew up with 4 Grammys. With that being said, I wonder how Adele feels about having 6.
Fact: Only people who wear pants pee their pants.
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