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Mark: When I was born, God said, “Oh he’s too perfect for this world.” Gandra: Oh, please. Gandra: You were born and Satan said, “Ah, finally, competition.”

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Donald: Don't say a word. Della: Fergalicious. Donald: What did I just say? Della: Oh I see, two weeks ago when we played scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you.

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Fenton: Are you ready to commit? Gyro: Like, a crime or to a relationship?

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Huey: Fine, I admit I was wrong about this plan. Louie: Good. Huey: However- Louie: No, no however. Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

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Panchito, climbing through Donald's window at night: Oh don’t worry! I'm vaccinated- Why are you screaming?

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Webby: If Lena doesn't stop being so damn cute I'm going to lick her cheeks. Violet: Webs this is becoming concerning, you need to stop threatening to lick people.

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Dewey: Hey! I can cook! Huey: Offering people gum is not cooking.

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Drake: *doing a magic trick* Pick a card! Louie: Okay. Drake: NOT MY CREDIT CARD!

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Webby: I love Dewey with all my heart and soul, but yesterday he tried to stick a fork in an electrical socket just to see if it would really electrocute him and now I'm starting to rethink my friendship choices. Violet: You should’ve let him, it’s natural selection.

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Fenton: Drake, if we’re gonna be married you really have to ease up on the Darkwing Duck stuff, all right? It doesn’t apply to everything. Drake: I’ll have to rewrite my vows.

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Gyro: Who the actual fuck- Scrooge: Language! Gyro:...whomst the actual sexual intercourse- Scrooge: What.

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Dewey: Huey, can I give you some advice? Huey: Absolutely not.

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Beakley: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems! Lena, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

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Louie: UNO is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius.

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Huey, normally: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps people poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Louie, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.

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Fenton: I think it's common knowledge I'm biracial at this point. Launchpad, dragging a bi pride flag behind him as a gift to Fenton: I thought you said bisexual- Fenton: What? Launchpad: What?