IncorrectMoviePlots @IncorrectPlots
We know the movies so you don't have to! Not Hollywood Joined November 2014-
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Up: An old man kidnaps a little boy, and the two get really high together.
Shark Tale: After being transformed into a shark, Will Smith vows not to eat his son, Nemo.
Titanic: A woman leads an expedition to the bottom of the Atlantic to find her long-lost dildo.
Dances With Wolves: After getting rejected by his crush, a high school student brings a wolf to his prom and wins the title of prom king.
I Am Legend: The last human on earth yearns for true love, and turns to infected creatures to fulfill his sexual needs.
Finding Nemo: When a handicapped fish runs away from home, his abusive step-father begins to hunt him down.
Avatar: After overdosing on shrooms, a man paints himself blue and works to enslave the human race with the help of other drug addicts.
Life of Pi: A boy with body image issues goes to great lengths to maintain his anorexia by sailing away from all sources of food.
Armageddon: When denied permission to marry his girlfriend, oil driller AJ Frost plots the intricate death of her father.
Harry Potter: The life of a homosexual teen who transforms his angst into a fabulous world.
The Incredibles: A bored housewife gets suspicious of her husband and uses her children to track him down.
Cast Away: A volleyball becomes enslaved by a homeless man, and tries to earn his trust in an attempt to escape.
Pirates of the Caribbean: An estranged man moves to the Caribbean to illegally pirate new movies and music.
Top Gun: Pilot Maverick secretly lets his homosexual love interest, Ice Man, win the title of Top Gun by killing his own copilot.
Hercules: A boy abandoned at birth tries to prove his worth by becoming a Greek frat star
School of Rock: A grown man tells his students not to tell anyone he plays with them.
Breaking Bad: A teacher with a sweet tooth and his assistant set up shop to make their favorite childrens' candy
Mulan: A transsexual joins the military and puffs the magic dragon
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