Intellectual Whores @IntellectualWho
The thoughts that we all want to say, but must refrain from tweeting on our own accounts. Joined August 2012-
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All we really even care about: Wine, Free Food, sex.
The angry psychotic days when we say we aren't going to talk to our boyfriends all day, so we text him to inform him of our decision.
When I take dirty pictures I recycle those. I'll save them and send them to my next boyfriend.
In the MidWest, there is no win. We must either dress cute and suffer from frostbite or dress like an eskimo and not get laid.
Sometimes when I'm putting face lotion on my face I put it on my lips like chapstick. That's normal.
everyone named karen is a bitch.. #importantthingsivelearnedinlife
a little bit scared when i go to the bathroom in public places. bathrooms just seem like a good place to rape someone
Honestly girls, you should reallyy all be following @IntellectualWho . It's all too accurate. #intellectualwhoresforlife
when i say things to my bf like "omg fun :)!! whod u go hot tubbing w?" i rly mean "if any girls were present im going to fucking kill you"
guys if you dont know how to go down on a girl just google it stop fucking guessing
i think my boyfriend and i are not at the point where i can have sex with him in his sleep and it is considered consensual.
next time my boyfriend calls me to DD and then passes out drunk im going to insert something into his ass. to make for an entertaining am.
if you've never woken up naked covered in your best friends vomit, you should question how good of friends you really are
why wont anyone have free sex with me!! --drunk text i sent my friend this weekend. #classyshit
balls are really just man tits. except they fit in your mouth better.
sometimes i play with my boobs because well, i can.
i would fuck someone for free delivered taco bell right now. or anytime. proly.
Going to McDonald's breakfast, still drunk, lookin like meth addicts. We fit in well.
Would you rather come home from #WeFest with herpes or preggers?
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