1st rule of any social gathering, always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want
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@IntrovertProbss Never attend a party on a boat. I learned that the hard way.
@IntrovertProbss ….and the Irish departure, no goodbyes, just slip quietly away. (To your own car)
@IntrovertProbss or go with someone who can't stay late, that way you can get hammered, have a ride, and be sure you'll be home within a couple hours.
@IntrovertProbss and never park where you can get boxed in.
@IntrovertProbss Unless you plan to consume alcohol.
@IntrovertProbss I always book dinner at 8 pm so leave drinks parties by 7.45…
@IntrovertProbss I ensure that 'if' I ever go to a social gathering