𝐄𝚖𝚖𝚊 𝐒𝚠𝚊𝚗 @InvasiveInquiry

@EvasiveEnigma dirty joke. I clear my throat, trying to say it with a straight face. I don't want to ruin the punch line! ] Nothing. They normally just eat out. [ I wiggle my brows in a silly manner, snickering. ]

@EvasiveEnigma [ That's it; Regina Mills is officially the most precious person I know in addition to being the sexiest person I know. Real talent right there. Humming against those addicting lips, I grin widely, extremely pleased the woman doesn't seem to have already heard this corny,>>

@EvasiveEnigma we'll last, and I'll do whatever I can to make it so. ] Right. [ I confirm, shivering at the kiss pressed to my neck. ] Alright, alright. What do lesbians cook for dinner? [ I grin cheekily. ]

@EvasiveEnigma That you do... And what might my lady want now? [ I smirk, welcoming her back into my embrace. I know what /I/ want; to relax! Nodding, the warmest smile crosses my features at that particular question about how long we'll be together. Who can say for sure? I certainly hope>>

When my time comes around Lay me gently in the cold dark earth No grave, can hold my body down I'll crawl home to her @InvasiveInquiry

@EvasiveEnigma just not today. I don't feel like being upset or sad. I want to be happy with you, darling, and our bath. [ I explain with a laugh, giving the brunette my word. Kissing her, I sigh in relief against my precious woman's mouth and hum. ] Want to hear a dirty joke?

@EvasiveEnigma I think I've seen your persuasive side manifest plenty of times to know that you're very capable of getting your way... [ Smirking back, I shake my head, hands resting upon Regina's slim waist. ] Please, don't apologize. Thank you for understanding; I will tell you someday...>>

@EvasiveEnigma before my sunny disposition fades slightly. ] Oh, babe, I know, and I trust you. My past is just... well frankly, it's shit. I was an orphan, in and out of foster homes, group homes, etc. Constantly, I was in bad situations— I don't want to have this conversation now, forgive me.

@EvasiveEnigma I'm glad you couldn't help yourself. [ I chuckle, tucking some of the brunette's hair behind her ear and pressing a kiss to the corner of her sweet lips, too. Got to make it all even. ] You must be somewhat popular with the people then... Or just very persuasive. [ I wink>>

@EvasiveEnigma head tenderly. ] You left it to seduce an idiotic blonde once, if I recall. [ I tease, taking a hand full of bubbles and setting them atop the brunette's head. A crown. An ugly one, too. ] How long have you been mayor? And you /really/ don't want me to open that can of worms.

@EvasiveEnigma Well, me either. I was under the impression that it was a one-night-stand, and that's generally how those work— but, I don't know. I'm not the kind of gal to normally believe in fate; however, fate had a different plan there, I guess. [ I smile, kissing the top of my lover's>>

@EvasiveEnigma I can't wrap my head around why Henry doesn't still see how lucky he is to have a mother who thinks so highly of him, a mother period, but I don't know him or his personal life... Do ten year olds have much of a personal life? ] I bet... Have you always lived in Storybrooke?

@EvasiveEnigma It surprised me, too— how well we get on... most of the time. [ I smirk, resting my chin atop raven locks while my hands continue to relax her and I listen to her speak of her son. ] That's cute... [ I murmur, smiling at the specific example Regina recounts and shares with me.>>

@EvasiveEnigma All I can say to that is you stole my heart first, Regina Mills. I never had a choice, but I didn't want one.

#WCW #WomanCrushEveryday I don't know what I would do without this amazing, insufferable woman in my life. You have completely stolen my heart darling, and I wouldn't have it any other way. @InvasiveInquiry

@EvasiveEnigma It feels great to be alone with Mayor Mills in general; however, that feeling of relaxation is intensified by the warm bath. ] Alright, we're getting a little too sappy; you're making me melt. [ I wink, happily kissing back with a dreamy-like sigh. ] Can I hear more about Henry?

@EvasiveEnigma Indeed, we are. [ I nod subtly in agreement with that statement regarding our personalities. ] We're both hotheaded /and/ stubborn as hell, a dangerous combination— but seriously, whoever said opposites attract hasn't met us! [ I laugh, lightly massaging the woman's shoulders.>>

@EvasiveEnigma doing an excellent job. [ Straightening up, I peck the top of Regina's head when she settles back into me, then those perfect lips once her head is turned. ] Mm, honored to be the first. You're my favorite person I've ever met. Believe me when I say that, too. [ I grin. ]

@EvasiveEnigma Oh, babe, /I'm/ the one who isn't good at showing it. Have you already forgotten the fight we had this evening? [ I shake my head, leaning forward to rest my chin on her shoulder, hands rubbing up and down the brunette's sides. ] —My point is, we're both learning, and you're>>

@EvasiveEnigma bubble bath. Moaning softly at how good the water feels on my back and whatnot, I spread my legs further upon noticing Ms. Mills plans to position herself between them— NOT LIKE THAT ] I don't deserve so much credit... but you're welcome. You've got me absolutely head over heels.

@EvasiveEnigma I'm not worried... I just care about you; that's all. [ I say, not used to feeling either of those things for anyone. I think it's safe to say Regina and I are in the same boat on that. ] Okay. [ I nod, obliging with the woman's command and carefully sitting down into the warm>>