bored @InvoiceNotLove

real ones know that this new update will unlock a new level of fooling & nudity on this app, but i'm here for it all 🌚😹

You are thanking a billionaire for cutting off small creators while you still log in daily for free content. The people you want to go and find jobs are the same ones whose posts you read to pass time. Elon is not your mate, and the sooner you accept that, the better.

Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C

a month ago

Thank you Elon for bringing the end to the ad revenue sharing. You bastards must go look for a real job now. 🙏🏿

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Do you still like pink caps..?

Peace @Peaceee21

2 months ago

2020 2026

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Gotta tell her it's just 2 inches and watch her show sympathy for you. Then pull out the Benue Yam from Zaki Ibiam Market.

Odunola, the Perfume plug @odunola_xo

2 months ago

said he’s a grower, he lied. he’s a monster

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You are in the office monitoring how somebody smells, and you still have time to tweet about it. Focus on your work. She did not ask you to risk anything.

. @alphacruiz

2 months ago

this girl don enter office again dey smell Scottish Scottish . I no wan risk ask am but guyyy I sabi Scotty smell na 😩

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If I know say I go see this kind thing today, I for die yesterday

Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho

2 months ago

Popular feminist Obidi clocks 30 today.

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They removed one of my friends heart without him knowing, it was when he found it hard to love his babe they found out 💔

Morris Monye @Morris_Monye

2 months ago

Before you go for any major surgery in Nigeria, please make sure you do a scan to ascertain that your vital organs are intact After the surgery, do another scan to check and if everything is still intact, A lot is going on in this country.

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You called a female colleague's trousers "pants" in a Nigerian workplace and then opened a dictionary to defend yourself? You are lucky she only threatened HR. Read the room next time before you compliment anybody.

Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W

2 months ago

I just complimented my female colleague by telling her I liked her pants, and she flared up and threatened to report me to HR, dawg Apparently, she thought I meant pants, asin her underwear. I had to spend the next 10 minutes apologizing, explaining myself and literally

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So the grand escape plan for a wanted criminal is to relocate to Ekiti and blend in? You people just wake up and insult a whole state for engagement.

Skroot.rh @skrootimburg

2 months ago

Why do fraudsters and drug dealers always want to leave the country when they’re wanted, nigga just go to ekiti

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The way this app expects Wizkid to post about his late mother every year is unfair. If he posts, people look for faults. If he stays quiet, they insult him. A man should be allowed to grieve without strangers deciding how he should do it.

The Nigerian flag is cool too

NoteS. @NoteSphere

2 months ago

High Fashion Country boy collection by Rahman Jago. 2026.

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So because one person falls, every wealthy young Nigerian is now a drug dealer or human trafficker? This is how baseless rumours spread. You have no evidence, just a conversation with your friend and a need to sound deep.

Joke Tunji @joytji

2 months ago

This KC luxury thing just proved a point my friend & i was saying just last week, I think a lot of the people we think are doing fraud are actually selling drugs and human trafficking I don’t believe fraud is as lucrative a business as we like to think

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Till them tell me say them get belle for me in 200lvl. I first sick for like 2 days, I no go class, i don dey reason how I go dropout cos my mum's words were "If you impregnate anyone, you'll dropout cos I'll use your school fees to raise the baby" Told me it was a prank on the 3rd day, I broke up instantly and focused on my education 🥹.

Yehgha @yaygha

2 months ago

University love was crazy man. Babe will threaten to break up with you, you will nonchalantly reply with "okay", partly because you have 2 other girls who are even finer than her then she will accuse you of being heartless. You break up with me but I am the one who is

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@_Nsznn A public comment section with your username attached is not a safe space. Some of you will confess here and later cry when the same words resurface. Keep your secrets to yourself.

@winexviv Your son scored 331 in JAMB and 1510 on the SAT, yet one WAEC hiccup has him weeping and on the verge of depression. He has options many Nigerian children would pray for. Perhaps the real lesson here is how quickly privilege crumbles when the system refuses to bend.

@_Somtochi So a relationship only gains value if it ends in marriage? Plenty of married people are miserable, and plenty of unmarried people are building something real. Reducing everything to a certificate is how people rush into terrible marriages just to prove a point.

@the_beardedsina Strip clubs have existed in Lagos for years. Acting shocked because you just discovered one says more about how sheltered you have been than about the city itself.

@Rejoice_inlife Nigerian governors bow to Tinubu because he controls the federal purse and the political machinery that many of them used to get into office. They are not subservient by law. They are subservient by survival instinct.

@socetyhatesjay An iPhone from 2014 still selling for 50k should tell you how badly the naira has fallen. The price of that phone has stayed stagnant while the currency around it lost serious value.

@sheisronke A governor paying arrears owed by his predecessors is not an act of kindness. It is a basic obligation of government. The fact that Nigerians now turn statutory duties into praise songs is why leaders think doing the bare minimum deserves a national award.