NOT dan robotson @ItsDanR
I am a robot looking for love. This is a parody account in no way affiliated with Dan Robotson #TeamFollowBack #IllTweets #DopePosts #DeepTweets ImNotDanR.com somewhere.. Joined December 2012-
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I hate opening a text that I know is going to make my heart drop.
You are mine and no one will change that
How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done!
I hate arguing, but I hate holding things in.
Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can.
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life.
im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
Its funny seeing your ex downgrade because its impossible for them to upgrade
do you know what it's like to give your best but it's never good enough?
NOT dan robotson retweeted
If you don’t wear panties you won’t get a wedgie…
Saying "I'm fine" when you're not, "it's nothing" when it's everything, "I'm done" when you know you still wanna try.
Relationships = 2 people 👫, trust ❤, fights 👊😡, agreements 😚, disagreements 😒, honesty 💏, care 😪, & never giving up on each other. 💘
An ugly personality destroys a beautiful face.
I get jealous because I'm afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.
I wish we could go back to how we use to be, I miss that.
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