Allie Dufault @ItsIntweetable
Blub blub blub. United States Joined February 2011-
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I wish I could just plug in Matrix style and download every pun ever told so I won't do the goofy chuckle whenever I haven't heard one.
I'm gonna have one glass of wine now and save the rest of the bottle for also now.
Who has a cooler accent than mine? Other people.
Life is a struggle to stay afloat. Let that sink in.
In this neighborhood we show our ass kicking shoes. Stay out or be out.
I can't seem to get the hang of covering my PIN because I get robbed two bucks every time.
Back off or I'm gonna hurt you right in the feelings.
When you were positive you used a semicolon correctly but someone puts you in place.
Is it too early to start saying "Back in my day, we used to pour buckets of ice over ourselves"?
[casting The Revenant] Hey, Leo! That thing when you were all feebled on ludes in Wolf of Wall Street? Can you do it for a whole movie?
S IN SCENE: "You're just the silent letter anyway!" C IN SCENE: "Am not! You're the silent letter, snaky piece of shit!"
Cool expression, but can you tell me about the 21 first catches? Are there any more?! JEEZ KNOW SOMETHING BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR FACE HOLE!
Your focused meditation sounds great but have you heard of naps? I think they will blow your mind!
I'm just not sure but give me your eye contact details and I'll think about it.
*knocks on gates of hell* Yeah... Hi there! I heard you dismiss christians here. Can I come in and take a look?
I seem to be allocated a smaller amount of fucks to give every year.
Twitter is the only place where it's OK to act like a rock star. I'm not a rock star btw.
*wants to be the first to start a sentence with "I'm not racist but" and then not say something racist* I'm not racist but I like cheese.
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