sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

I’m the funny one! Sylarp the Baker: Collect my delicious pastries. I Will Punch You For Not Following. readies fist. messages open. talk to me. Joined November 2020

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

18 hours ago

Ok, yeah, sure. Thanks for the solution Zaina ksge. Really appreciate it! I’m ONE OF A KIND. This didn’t happen twice. Stop! I’m the main character here. Not you. I get all the eventful things happening to me. Leave me alone!

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

22 hours ago

I got banned from the fucking post office. They said I was too unfunny. I have to HAND DELIVER MY JOKES now. Direct message me if you want a joke. I’m so pissed off.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 days ago

Gets tiring coming up with funny jokes to post honestly. One thing is writing them, but then I have to go all the way to the USPS office to drop it off, and i have to sign stuff, and it’s a whole thing. You guys should be more grateful. I hardly get ANY interactions for all this.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

3 days ago

That undertale stream felt like walking into an African Savannah.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

5 days ago

GREENLY LEGIT MADE ME LOST TWO OF MY FUCKING FOLLOWERS I HATE YOU GREENLY I HATE YOU

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

5 days ago

…I’m sorry. Im so fucking sorry. I regret making greenly the green balloon flower. im sorry. im sorry.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

6 days ago

So Dandy’s World, right? Why isn’t there a toon yet that’s named Greenly, and is primarily known for being the greenest guy around town? I think many toons in Gardenview would enjoy Greenly’s greenness, repost so Qwelver can see! #dandysworld

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

7 days ago

Apparently @TsXin4 is SO POPULAR that mentioning him in a reply somehow got more views than the original post temporarily. I am honored to have such celebrities following me. This won’t avoid your untimely demise, however. The fists fly forever, they stop for no one!

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

a week ago

This time, I got the Cheese without any consequence… this is amazing. You may wonder where I got it from this time. It was from this path on the floor. Look, there’s even more, and it leads up to a big piece of cheese on wood! I’m gonna go get it- YEEEEOOOWWWWWCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

a week ago

Man, I really want some cheese right now… but those skin eating parasites were kind of scary, I don’t know. Do I go for the 🧀?

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

a week ago

Volleyball could be a really interesting sport if you replaced the big net with a bunch of springs so it bounces your ball back.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

New Mario movie looks cool. I just hope some boy doesn’t show up to Mario’s door and shows him a pencil. Especially cause Rosalina is 100% gonna be in this movie.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

Look, on a different note. I figured out how to make the tennis ball stack more secure. 🎾 🎾 🎾 🎾 🎾 🎾 I wished for the genie to glue them together.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

…So that’s… what the chicken did. Holy cluck.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

Speaking of insanity, why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know. Please go ask the chicken. I’m dying to finish this joke.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

I really like how the people I work with on ROBLOX projects see my tweets here. It’s great. EVERYONE gets to see my downwards spiral into insanity, tweet by tweet. They’ll only get more random, more unfunny, and more desperate. Stay tuned.

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

What if scrooge mcduck secretly had all his money transferred to a bank account by his family and he tried to dive into his money vault like always and he bashed his head into the ground and got a concussion and died

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sylarp1 @ItsSmileyTime

2 weeks ago

I would extremely like to apologize on my behalf for the previous tweet about 67 and 789. Seven has personally reached out to me with evidence that they were being framed, and that truly, 689. Here is what Seven has sent me. Please do not interact with Six, they’re dangerous.