TED @ItsTedTalking
FUNNY tweets for those who love to laugh. In your brain Joined September 2012-
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Those 10 minutes you spend in front of your cupboard thinking about life just to decide which shoes to wear.
When I put my headphones on, the world has to shut up.
Would you rather be rich and lonely or poor and with a lot of friends?
"Who needs grades when you have swag" *two years later* "here are your fries, sir"
Those nights when you just sit in bed and think about the meaning of life.
That awkward moment when you're in an elevator with people you don't know.
@Hilarious_Idiot Help me gain please? I have funny tweets!
Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them..
That moment when someone can't eat chocolate, but you start eating chocolate slowly in front of their face to make them jealous.
Oh, you're a year older than me? You must be so experienced. How was life back then?
The difference between men and women is that men can think about nothing for 20 minutes straight but women can't stop thinking about stuff.
Wanna know the funny thing about this tweet? There's 69 characters left
RT if you just stare at the wall 30 minutes before you sleep at night.
That awkward moment when a black guy doesn't appear in pictures taken in the dark.
If you're talking behind my back then you're in a good position to kiss my ass.
That moment when you accidentally touch a girl's ass while walking in public.
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