Uvumbuzi Graphics @Its_Creatives
Graphic designer: Photo manipulations || Logos ||Posters ||Business Cards ||Branding Whatsapp: https://t.co/UKRCEtEucE https://t.co/1pp5cA6aAd Nairobi, Kenya Joined February 2017-
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The hosts are absolute fools too. That one host asking "I want to understand alishikiwa kwa nini?" shows he doesn't even understand what she just confessed to. Nowonder @Honeyfarsafi ulileft
They thought they could Sayuni Baba and shine with his party 😂😂 Now, with a new SG for ODM, see how things are turning out! Joining Kasongo is a curse, bana😂😂
1. Our skeletons are wet. 2. Your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it. 3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don't take out the bad one. They just add the good one in. 4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. Injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. Then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye. 5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby's gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue. 6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don't believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try. 7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can't feel pain. That's why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions. 8. That ringing in silence isn't silence. When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing? That's your brain listening to its own nervous system. You are hearing yourself functioning. 9. You will never experience your own death. You only experience approaching it... Then nothing. Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories. You don't. You never know you've become a memory. From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.
Tell me something about the human body i probably don’t know.
Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.
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Kwa sisi payslip holders, tunakatwa: 30% for payee 6% for NSSF 2.75% for SHA 1.5% for afakable housing 40% of my payslip 16% VAT applied on everything. 56% of my earnings go to gava. 11/20 workdays gone. Alafu some mathafakin tutam blogger has audacity to open their mouth.
My current situation🥲
Lawyers on tl, mtu amechukua loan pale sacco and you are guarantor. Unfortunately afutwe kazi. Sacco inakuwekelea that loan. How should you deal with that person?
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@Kibet_bull 😂 Wasee, ilikuwa banter tu! No hard feelings. We love the energy, the jokes, and the conversations that come with being Kenyan. 🇰🇪 Above all, we’re serious about one thing: Transforming how people move around our cities. 🚗🚌🚲. Tuzidi Pamoja!
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