hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @IzzyGnosis
she/her. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew @grgikau Central New York Joined September 2011-
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Taking the emotional equivalent of a smoke break outside
Nothing more humbling than an automatic flush going off more than once when you’re trying to get out of a bathroom stall. Sorry I couldn’t pull my pants up and tuck my shirt in quickly enough for you!!!!
I can’t believe it was pouring & a thunderstorm this morning and it’s supposed to hit 80 at like four????? No thank u.
Look what you all did.
🫠 yeah that’s fair
🫠 yeah that’s fair https://t.co/e7CbR9fBpQ
Casually knotting around [📹 perry _trees]
This dude’s dating profile said he “was a boy in a man’s body” and I assume it was intended as a “young at heart” vibe but…yikes.
Nothing calls me out like the Spotify connected to my dating app. It’s like “here’s the hyper specific shit you’ve been into this week, this guy you’re not compatible with has equally bad taste.”
Wait. Macklemore just dropped Hind’s Hall.
Not super special but I do love a pearl accent
Not super special but I do love a pearl accent
Barry Keoghan, I am OBSESSED #MetGala2024
I do LOVE that this is given Young Evil Queen. Some prequel Disney nonsense.
I do LOVE that this is given Young Evil Queen. Some prequel Disney nonsense.
For clarity, “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” isn’t the dress code; it’s the event's theme. The dress code is “The Garden of Time” inspired by JG Ballard's 1962 short story about the inevitable fall of aristocracy, the inability of money & beauty to stop death. #MetGala
Dove Cameron x Damiano David #MetGala
Sebastian Stan’s jacket is pretty fun but he needs a nap and a hug.
Sometimes with the Met Gala you see a celeb in the most boring outfit but someone in the background is KILLING IT, and you can’t quite see who it is or the whole outfit
Mona Patel in FUNCTIONAL iris van herpen! INSANE #MetGala
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166 Followers 305 Following 🎧 nerd of all trades, bibliophile, Rusty/Clive/Gansett on @DrunjeonMaster stream I used to sell groceries.KeriArentikai @KeriUltrici
112 Followers 125 Following old in fandom. KeriArentikai everywhere else. podfic raccoon happily living in a dumpster? (she) http://KeriArentikai.bsky / banner @takonxmztrashfire liv @elvenenchantres
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122 Followers 310 Following A mighty princess. Forged in the heat of battle. She/HerKL! | 🖤 Protest Si.. @momebie_at_sea
132 Followers 132 Following KL! / Gay Pirate Fancier / SMAU Account for @momebie / they/she / 💖💜💙Sharon, but Secret @sharon_but
548 Followers 1K Following #faithfullyLGBT, anglican, soft left/classical social democrat, asian politics watcher, hopeless romantic No follow requests unless I’m already followingd h @_deeholloway
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60 Followers 186 Following Mediocre Network Engineer, Worse speller Enthusiastic about anything with two wheelsPaul Mc Daid @paulthedaid
1K Followers 1K Following ME/CFS. Determined father. Physics graduate, science nerd, LFC fan.jason @fridaythe_18th
242 Followers 397 Following flightless bird, chaotic neutral. https://t.co/APM59x1mOj at the other placeMike Ballard @MBalla20
31 Followers 62 Following You have no idea what you're getting yourself into....Jen Ballard @Jenaroo29
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727 Followers 4K Following She/her. 33. 2w3. Always thinking about D&D. 💖💜💙 picrew: @grgikaujulia⁷ 🏳️�.. @juliamoonia
169 Followers 199 Following she/her. '90 liner. moon lover, coffee enjoyer, crafty bitch #disastersquadron2 chaos puppy. it could be weird, but i think i'm into itIdgyPop💥 @muuterus
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24 Followers 210 Following Syracuse University 🍊 Cuse native. Military Wife, Military Life 💚10th Mountain Love. Social Worker. Doing no harm & taking no shit 🌙a glittery nightmare .. @draconicheart
60 Followers 257 Following Multi-fandom at heart, occasional podficcer and part time Queen of Random.Anton Prosser @sadpear
793 Followers 218 Following Trans, queer, generation Oregon Trail Texan. He/Him. Literary rep: @emmy_of_spines Not here too much right now, working on a book, back soonattack and dethrone J.. @hungrylikewolf
147 Followers 111 Following Professional editor now? What?? (she/her)lookadollar @lookadollar
37 Followers 105 Following candy-colored socialite murderess. 🎀 👑 thirstfluencer 👑 🎀 💫feral💫 and 🌟fabulous🌟zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
54K Followers 4K Following tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is next yearLiz Gagne @Liz_Gagne12
21 Followers 71 FollowingKara ~ hedgehog under.. @NotFoodTheRangr
26 Followers 43 Following Fandom trash panda. Witch adjacent. I also play dnd. She/Her. AroAce. Ancient hag. Racoon wyfe to @Becca_A_REggscellent Former Gr.. @theRJHW
166 Followers 305 Following 🎧 nerd of all trades, bibliophile, Rusty/Clive/Gansett on @DrunjeonMaster stream I used to sell groceries.rachel is the heart o.. @seafaire
357 Followers 568 Following “the rundown”, friendly neighborhood librarian, former teen girl sleuth turned lady detective, baby-sitters club expert, space faring kiss boy (she/they)Richard Siken (taylor.. @richardsiken
55K Followers 208 FollowingKeriArentikai @KeriUltrici
112 Followers 125 Following old in fandom. KeriArentikai everywhere else. podfic raccoon happily living in a dumpster? (she) http://KeriArentikai.bsky / banner @takonxmzBrennan Lee Mulligan @BrennanLM
297K Followers 2K Following @dimension20show | @WorldsBeyondPod | @CollegeHumor | @Droppouttv | @WayfinderExp | @storypirates | Bigger - @ucbtla | House of Gains - @TheYardTheater | He/HimHarvey Guillén @HARVEYGUILLEN
103K Followers 1K Following I may look a little 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳.. @theshadowsfx #TeamGuillermo 👓trashfire liv @elvenenchantres
113 Followers 145 Following liv, she/her. likes to write. was blackmailed into this. age: eternal demigod. (icon made by @seabellss 🥰)Sam Reich @samreich
146K Followers 2K Following 🧢 CEO: Dropout 🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise 🌸 he / him Follow me for Dropout references and dumb jokes.Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
301K Followers 442 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // Stick Season (Forever) out nowDavid Lane Design @DavidLaneDesign
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501 Followers 241 Following he/him | 50% marsh, 50% mallow | sacramental gremlin | Waffle House enthusiast | leave trans kids alone, you absolute freaksshoshoctopus 💀🐙 @shoshoctopus
454 Followers 340 Following hi im sho and i am sleepy. she/they. 🏳️🌈 gray gay ace.ck @TheOldestYouth
197 Followers 391 Following 31. He/him. Headlines, @CriticalRole, #FFXIV (Behemoth), funny clips, & art stuff in unequal measure (i:@wicksandwheat h:@lucky_lheni). I believe in you.Oklahoma Department o.. @OKWildlifeDept
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122 Followers 310 Following A mighty princess. Forged in the heat of battle. She/HerThe Try Guys @tryguys
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132 Followers 132 Following KL! / Gay Pirate Fancier / SMAU Account for @momebie / they/she / 💖💜💙d h @_deeholloway
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60 Followers 186 Following Mediocre Network Engineer, Worse speller Enthusiastic about anything with two wheelsAdam Ellis @adamtotscomix
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228 Followers 528 Following Librarianish. Warlock Patron. Viscount of Boston. Poet. Bi. Twitter Makeup Consultant Fairy. Unstoppable Mess. she/her header by the 💯💯💯 @artofhauAlex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch
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169 Followers 199 Following she/her. '90 liner. moon lover, coffee enjoyer, crafty bitch #disastersquadron2 chaos puppy. it could be weird, but i think i'm into itMike Ballard @MBalla20
31 Followers 62 Following You have no idea what you're getting yourself into....Jen Ballard @Jenaroo29
7 Followers 10 FollowingDVN RNN @devotron
210 Followers 1K Following sometime artist, oftentime idiot ✨ open for commissions she/herTaika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.6M Followers 768 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.chai ✨maximalist cl.. @bookishpaladin
75 Followers 520 Following beautiful Taoist ghostbusters & dnd 📚🌺⚔️✨// she/her // korean-am // auntie fan // puriteens, antis, terfs, & swerfs gtfoJorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]@withoutstories my sleep schedule is LE FUCKED so im gonna be getting HIGH TONIGHT and hopefully going to bed early *tucks myself in*
admin coworker asking a question very stupid I dont want to deal with so like.............. im ignoring it, I have so much work to do
@IzzyGnosis @withoutstories sensing this is going to be a tough morning for a lot of people
when a friend tweets something lowkey stupid you disagree with utterly
I must not reply. Bad takes are the mind-killer. Bad takes are the little death that brings total obliteration. I will scroll past the take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
This is bar none the absolute worst workday I’ve had since November of last year but the bright side is the migraine is still gone and also the brown sugar salted pistachio syrup I made for my coffee is even better than I hoped.
i will not be normal about them #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
"No version of this where I didn't come get you, is there." SOBS #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
Charles out here like "this is my girlfriend Crystal and her girlfriend Niko and my platonic best friend and life partner Edwin, also sometimes the Cat King is here" #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
crying screaming throwing up #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
he's down so bad #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
okay holy SHIT that took a hell of a turn on vibes for this show #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyMurderers
diversity win! the murderous stalker is a lesbian! #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
Cat King: you could sleep with me Edwin: DELICATE GASP Cat King: UGH FINE #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
me, delighted: WHORE #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
[grunkle stan voice] now this. this is something i can get into #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives
Edwin + Charles #AmandaWatchesDeadBoyDetectives