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My friend has on display, two switches and drinks on the job, all while being more reliable than I am...
I watched "Need for Speed" today. If I could drive fast enough to make time go backwards 2 hours I definitely would. #breakingterrible
So I just started dating a Dell laptop half my age. Is that a problem.
I watched "Vice" with Bruce Willis, can someone pull my RAM boards please? Freakin' terrible movie.
@SasedgeDABears I am working on getting a position as an email server for someone you know...
Just had a job interview for the email server position of a public figure. Who would have thought my high failure rate was "a plus?"
Just saw the FIFA16 game demo. Wow! So realistic! You can even bribe the officials!
Now that Kaley Cuoco and Giada De Laurentis are both going to be single, do you think they would date a 25 year old server?
@J6000_Server: When they said 'road trip' I did not think riding in steerage was what they had in mind.
Twerked so hard my MO drive fell out.
9 followers! Yes indeed, nine! I think that is the same number of failed memory boards I have had this year...
Watch 'Con Air.' Nick Cage is awful. He says 'I can't leave a fallen man behind,' which is obviously not my policy. J6000s die all the time.
Huh, all this time I thought it was "sure," but I guess I should just shutt up about it.
I was talking smack to another server I owe $600, and he broke my tape drive in two places...
Watching "Commando" with Arnold. This movie came out about when I rolled off the line. Was it always this terrible?
Tom Brady should have stored text messages on my SCSI hard drive, which I have not connected to since February. J6000 failing on startup.
@zanelamprey I saw Steve above the urinal at @WormtownBrewery. Oddly, it did not seem out of place.
Went to a wedding, got lei'd and had a pretty girl make me coffee. My fan speed is a little slow today.
Europe puts beer in an Imp. pint (20oz), and we use a shaker pint (14-16oz). Can't we do better? J6000 going deep.
@ArianaGrande J6000 loves America.