johnny bukarest @JBukarest

“ when life gives u lemons throw them at Chinese people” Joined June 2021

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

12 months ago

Had to bring this one back!!

johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

Had to bring this one back!!

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

I hate when kids under 13 fast in order to get practice, it’s Yom Kippur not the FUCKEN OLYMPICS #yourNotTheShit #Fag #GrimacesBirthday

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

a year ago

I’m in the Fucken Mood for one of those Lice Checks from Elementary School, that Shit was Indescribable.

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

a year ago

I’m Convinced Kosher For Passover Coke contains at least One Tablespoon of Cocain. #kosherForPassover #cocain

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

How is it possible that one day the Government Spawned Small Brown Garbage cans in-front of everyone’s houses. #illuminate #Simulation #ramadankarim

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

The most insulting thing in life is ordering a Shirley Temple at a Sharai Zion function and getting Cranberry Juice with Sprite. #crime #FuckedUp

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

There’s nothing worse then when your mom goes on her daily “ Nobody Does Shit In This House!” rant. Really can’t stand it man.

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

Nothing worse then the moment u realize you put Body Wash in your hair in the Shower. Shit makes me feel like an idiot ngl.

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

There is no better creation in the world then the Pinch n’ Roll method. For those who understand.

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

To the runners who jog in place while waiting to cross the street: chill the Fuck Out.

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A mob in Dagestan tried to find and lynch Jews at the airport. Here is what they did find: six Muslim kids from Dagestan who came back from life-saving cancer treatment in Israel. They want to take life. We want to give life 🇮🇱

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

I feel bad for kids whose parents make them do Chores, I’m so thankful for my chadameh. #anaFTW #chores

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

What is so special about Butter and Margarine, like what the fuck did they do to deserve the Penthouse of the fridge?

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

You know your gonna have a good day when it starts out with a security drill. #TheGoodOldDays

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

Nothing bothers me more than when Grapes have dents or holes in them, such a shame to let a nice grape go.

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

Why do Teachers think Students give a Fuck about the Class Syllabus. #BacktoSchool #FUCK #NotDown

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

How come every time I’m at PlayaBowls randomly a crispy blueberry spawns into my bowl. Not saying I don’t like it, it just surprises me. @playabowls #whereYouFrom #Ight

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

I feel bad for those Miserable Pricks with the 5am shift at Hot Bagel Bakery. #GetALife #WhyUup #Pricks

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johnny bukarest @JBukarest

2 years ago

Anybody know what the FUCK is going on in Dougies Parking Lot, That place always smells like shit. #WTF #GetUrShitTogether @dougies

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Andrew Tate @Cobratate

2 years ago

After 10 months. 3 in jail, 7 at home. After 15million euro of asset seizures. After an inditement based on nothing. The file was passed to a Judge who has ruled it weak and circumstantial. I have been released from house arrest but must remain within Romania. Now. To the…