Josh C. Holden (aka) Grumpy Stumpy @JH_GrumpyStumpy

Nasa developed a pen that would work in space... It cost something like a billion dollars to develop... The Russians just used a pencil. Sometimes simple is best.

#HowToButterToast SOCKS I guess I do get argyles… but they seem elitist…like nantucket reds… f**king nantucket reds, f**k nantucket, and by the way get your eyes checked because they're not red they're pink… asshole.

#HowToButterToast SOCKS it is just a matter of time…

#HowToButterToast SOCKS they are like tighty whities you know there are going to be skidmarks on those things…

#HowToButterToast SOCKS You always end up at a friends house where they don't where their shoes inside with your 3 times used nasty ass white socks,

#HowToButterToast SOCKS they get all dirty and nasty after three uses… white socks… what the f**k were they thinking?

#HowToButterToast SOCKS who the f**k came up with white socks…

#HowToButterToast SOCKS I just get black socks grey socks and white socks.

#HowToButterToast SOCKS why do women get to wear all the cool socks. I mean they can wear pink socks, purple socks, rainbow socks, hell they can wear purple socks with pink hearts...

I came up #HowToButterToast when I was 9 years old. I broke my left arm it was almost a compound fracture. I am left handed. And if you ever try to butter toast with one hand.Good luck. All you can do is chase the toast around the counter.The good news is now I'm ambidextrous : )

#HowToButterToast it seems like a couple of odds will make an even, but two evens don't make an odd are the odds infiltrating the evens, like spies…gathering all there math... maybe that is why the world is so odd.

#HowToButterToast even though it is odd, it keeps surgically inserting itself in to even numbers like a spy… two fives make a ten… add two more and you get 20… wait a minute, two ones make 2, and two threes make six…

#HowToButterToast ...one is trust worthy, its on the straight and narrow, two is really just a curly Q, three is like a cuddly bear, four is tight, with lots of angles and math, but five… there is something about five that just does not seem quite right… 5…. 5….

#HowToButterToast I dated girl once who was absolutely convinced that the number 5 was out to get her.She said it had a pot belly and a hat, and could not be trusted. She would say...

#StanLee. He is on my splash page, because he is one of the greatest creative minds of our time. The father of modern mythology.

#Bruins I met Cam Neely in a pub in Montreal after the Bruins played the Canadiens.I asked him for his autograph.He said yea sure for $25bucks. To this day I'm not sure if it was really Cam or if he was just a guy looking for $25 to buy more beer.Either way it was still cool.