Jordan Marryott @JMarryott23

Saving the world one tweet at a time New York, USA Joined January 2012

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Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla

3 weeks ago

This hijacking story is INSANE but I’m looking forward to hearing the terrorists side of the story on Miss Rachel today.

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@Guyotat212563 @oldestasian Starting at year 5 there is a steady decrease in rate every year, except in year 21. The reasoning would be “empty nest” or that people stayed together “for the kids”. A bump probably isn’t the right word though.

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Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley

a month ago

Trump just reaffirmed his intention to ban CNN, Politico, and MS NOW from the White House. Such a move would be an assault on long-honored principles of a free press. I have often joined in the criticism over the bias of these outlets, but barring disfavored media from the White House is a terrible precedent and practice...

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inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp

a month ago

Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek. I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot. Monday through Thursday. Same salary. Same workload. Productivity actually increased. People were happier. Turnover dropped. It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted. So naturally we ended it. If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.

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𝘗𝘙𝘐𝘔𝘈 @nocertainlynot

a month ago

If you're not having kids, then who is ever going to want to look at these albums?

INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1

5 months ago

OMG, do you know how much of a flex this is?? 😭

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bk. @CalIMeDon

2 months ago

I don’t get it… you’re an actor and you haven’t seen The Odyssey & Spiderman yet (they have been out forever). You ask people to come see movies in the theaters but you don’t do it yourself.

Variety @Variety

2 months ago

Andrew Garfield says he hasn’t congratulated Tom Holland on the success of “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” because he hasn’t seen it yet: “I don’t want to be disingenuous.”

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trap dad @dude_gang

2 months ago

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere

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Jordan Marryott @JMarryott23

2 months ago

@Luiz_Fernando_J Glad all is good with you! Can say without a doubt that your box office reports are unmatched by anyone else. That is especially obvious when you take a break.

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Jordan Marryott @JMarryott23

2 months ago

@JLRGenX @Luiz_Fernando_J There’s only about 23 70mm IMAX theaters. Could give the movie a solid floor for way longer than a standard movie, but the relatively low IMAX theater count is not going to push it much beyond $600

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Luiz Fernando @Luiz_Fernando_J

2 months ago

WB didn’t see that coming, but #Paramount’s own Dino film might steal their place in this weekend’s Top3 at US #BoxOffice, after animation #PawPatrolTheDinoMovie scored a franchise record 7.4M FRI Opening Day, including 1.9M THU Previews (vs #PawPatrolTheMovie’s 4.5M, #PawPatrolTheMightyMovie’s 6.8M) Received with positive WOM, the animation is eyeing a 20M-25M 3-day opening weekend in the U.S.

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david @_elvishpresley_

3 months ago

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

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Jordan Marryott @JMarryott23

3 months ago

@CBSScottWhite Truly a horrible lists. I’m almost impressed

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Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss

3 months ago

One of the reasons I think so many people have found THE ODYSSEY discourse so funny myself included is that it’s such a dumb meaningless culture war battle and the stakes are so low and the right wing hater holdouts are so stupid that it’s just a never ending stream of fun

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Jordan Marryott @JMarryott23

3 months ago

@AGHamilton29 He’s still a stat stuffer but analytics show he was worth nowhere near what he was being paid. I think he should’ve sacrificed salary well before this to win more. But people criticize him either way. There were other teams he could’ve went to that would be ring chasing way more

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Jordan Marryott @JMarryott23

3 months ago

@TheCriticalDri2 Anything to keep the grift going. Now he’s gonna act like he always knew it would rake in money and awards 😆. I’m sure Nolan could definitely learn a few things from your brilliant books and short films

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Raylan Givens @JewishWarrior13

3 months ago

🚨WSJ: “JD Vance and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. His “understanding” with Iran is in tatters, and Trump has diverged from him on arming Ukraine”

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Western Lensman @WesternLensman

3 months ago

Nicolle Wallace: "I'm part of the pro-democracy coalition." Jim Acosta: "I've always been an independent. I've been a journalist." The idea that there is still some kind of non-partisan facade to maintain here with this stuff is wild.

Western Lensman @WesternLensman

3 months ago

Nicolle Wallace tells Jim Acosta she refused to carry past Trump WH briefings on her show because they "hurt" her. Just incredible journalisming.

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Jordan Marryott @JMarryott23

3 months ago

@donaldjwl @big_killa_ @Nerdrotics @LadyGravemaster @TheCriticalDri2 @PiersUncensored I’ve never heard of someone praising a movie they haven’t seen, but okay. There are people excited to see a movie and there are people not interested. Anything outside of that common sense logic is moronic.