John L. Prokap @JProkap
I work in IT, but more here for FinTwit and humor. Opinions my own. I'd love to do stand up one day. Jokes not guaranteed.🧐 USA Joined February 2010-
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It was clever a decade or two ago when @morganhousel used it to make a point on @themotleyfool. Since then thousands of randos have used this image.
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If they don't know how to deal with B players, they aren't really A players...
If they don't know how to deal with B players, they aren't really A players...
"Generals can't be fat" Does this apply to the Commander-in-Chief as well?
Post divorce 401k ~$5million... Bro, take her on a trip somewhere decent.
Post divorce 401k ~$5million... Bro, take her on a trip somewhere decent.
The best baby name consultant is my brother. Give him a list of full names and he'll instantly tell you what the kids at school will tease the kid for, which are stripper names and which are just freakin' stupid man...
The best baby name consultant is my brother. Give him a list of full names and he'll instantly tell you what the kids at school will tease the kid for, which are stripper names and which are just freakin' stupid man...
I'm so glad to see they've made up...
I'm so glad to see they've made up...
John L. Prokap retweeted
Apple math
He sleeps with 24/7 police protection, because NYC is so safe...
He sleeps with 24/7 police protection, because NYC is so safe...
$11ty trillion or GTFO
Ah, NYC, it was fun while it lasted.
Ah, NYC, it was fun while it lasted.
Launching a Pre-pre-seed at $500billion valuation, any takers?
Launching a Pre-pre-seed at $500billion valuation, any takers?
John L. Prokap retweeted
When Eisenhower first walked into a liberated concentration camp, he said to the soldiers around him, “Start taking pictures. Start taking pictures - because someday ‘some son of a bitch’ is going to try to say this never happened.”
Almost as if it were unsustainable.
Karl Stammer* has to be doing this on purpose. No one is this dumb. *whatever
Karl Stammer* has to be doing this on purpose. No one is this dumb. *whatever
Maybe there's something to these lizard person conspiracies...
Maybe there's something to these lizard person conspiracies...
MAAA?
If you bought at the right time, you luckedin to some wealth...
If you bought at the right time, you luckedin to some wealth...
Dude got arrested by Snake Eyes.
Speak with your kids about container security...
Speak with your kids about container security...
Did I just have a stroke?
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