Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

Annandale, VA Joined April 2011

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Commander J Dilla Premier-Wonder 🇺🇲 @spinoffbeats

4 days ago

Yep...they did that too. Fine the whole damm team.

Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

5 days ago

Punching people in the head should be a flag

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BRANDT Racing @BrandtRacing

a week ago

Candy corn numbers? Only the numbers? You are relentless @nascarcasm. @JRMotorsports let’s talk.

Every October, I make a desperate plea to @BrandtRacing and @JRMotorsports to replace the famous corn number on the No. 7 car with candy corn. Every year, my plea is unanswered. Regardless, I again make the plea. I am relentless.

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

a month ago

Crazy

Jordie @jordiebarstool

a month ago

Happy Sunday, folks. Here’s a reminder that not all kids should be playing hockey. Shitty parents make shitty kids. Perhaps after school therapy is a better use of time here

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Redd @ReddCinema

a month ago

This is the real size of the meteor that wiped out the dinosaur’s 👀

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

a month ago

Cool

Steve Letarte @SteveLetarte

a month ago

Late race storyline…BRAKES ⬇️

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

2 months ago

Lol

84-0.com: Sports Draft Games @84and0

2 months ago

SOCIAL MEDIA STAYS UNDEFEATED!💀🤣

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BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history

2 months ago

A Texas Rangers broadcaster who was open about his struggles with infertility with his broadcast team, was surprised by his wife and baby with a Father’s Day message while he was on air. Don’t let the internet fool you, this is real man shit and the best thing you will see on here today.

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

2 months ago

Lol

NBA Bassey @0xBassey

2 months ago

Vernon Maxwell reveals Hakeem Olajuwon slapped him so hard in the locker room at halftime that he thought he had been punched “I was having a bad first half and shit.” “These niggas ain’t giving me the ball. This nigga won’t pass the ball.” “Dream behind me and Dream like,

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

2 months ago

Pretty much

AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear

2 months ago

Be honest. How would you guys respond to this on an airplane? Some dude on a plane decides “common courtesy” means he gets to lecture another grown man… and when the guy doesn’t fold, it immediately becomes “this is going on YouTube.” Watch the whole thing. One guy’s just

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

2 months ago

@Michael81267864 @czabe @czabeCast @andypollin1 Than*

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Dope thrills @essa_muse

2 months ago

Don Rickles walks into Don Adams’ 75th birthday at the Playboy Mansion, calls him an unemotional stiff, destroys James Caan in real time, does a perfect Maxwell Smart impression then makes the whole room cry with the closer. This is the full spectrum of Mr. Warmth in 6 minutes. Nothing today comes close.

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Dope thrills @essa_muse

2 months ago

Don Rickles sitting across from Joan Rivers while she’s hosting The Tonight Show is dangerous. He doesn’t ease in. He starts roasting her outfit, her marriage, her workaholic habits, and her whole life within the first minute. Joan is one of the few people who can actually keep up with him, and even she spends half the time just trying not to fall out of the chair laughing. Two of the fastest, meanest, most affectionate comics of all time going head to head with zero safety net. If this isn't what peak chemistry looks like.

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Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball

2 months ago

"Don Stanhouse holds the ball so long, he appears to be hoping the batter will fall victim to some crippling disease. Stanhouse doesn't suffer from stress. He's a carrier. Well Don Stanhouse was an [expletive]! He had us in trouble, had the [expletive] bases loaded, [expletive] almost every [expletive] time he went out there. He like to ruin my health smokin' cigarettes and thank god we got Timmy Stoddard comin' in out da bullpen, right now stickin' the bats up their ass's. And that's what it takes." Earl Weaver. Don Stanhouse would walk hitters he didn't want to face and cause Earl Weaver so much stress that Weaver would smoke a full pack of cigarettes while Stackhouse was pitching. "I’m erratic. I know that. Consistence is the name of the game. Give me a little time. I'm pretty on the inside. When they took X-Rays of my head, they found flowers." Dan "Full Pack" Stanhouse. Jim Palmer said that in 1978, he was the Orioles' best relief pitcher. Earl Weaver and "Stan the Man Unusual."

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

2 months ago

@czabe I miss that Sports Reporters show.

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

3 months ago

@chrispapst So the newly invented thing no longer includes a thing? Cool

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

3 months ago

The library of congress needs to interview him.

Josh Chambers @JoshChambers

3 months ago

Dusty Baker shares an epic story about Hank Aaron’s record-breaking home run: “I was supposed to be protecting Hank in the batting order. Nobody could protect Hank. I just batted behind him.” “He would tell me, ‘This guy is going to throw me a slider away.’ He knew everything

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Russell Anderson @JRussellAnd

3 months ago

Elite thread. Lol

USC Trojans @USC_Athletics

3 months ago

Our Odyssey begins August 29 ⚔️

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Bozi Tatarevic @BoziTatarevic

4 months ago

Most of us do mid-race refueling using gravity fed rigs or cans. The reason we saw these types of incidents in F1 was because the teams designed pressurized systems that forced fuel into the cars quickly. Mandate gravity fed systems and you won’t see incidents.

saffron ❤️‍🔥 @milkovichest

4 months ago

yeah its not like there was any particular reason why they stopped mid-race refuelling in the first place

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Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball

4 months ago

"Slowest man to ever play major league baseball well." Bill James. "Next to Ernie molasses is a blur." An anonymous teammate. "Lombardi was so slow he ran like he was carrying a piano: And the tuner." "Lou Boudreau is easily the slowest ballplayer since Ernie Lombardi was thrown out at first base trying to stretch a double into a single." Stanley Frank. Ernie Lombardi topped .300 on 10 different occasions, won a pair of MLB batting titles, in 1938 and in 1942, becoming first catcher to win MULTIPLE batting crowns. Named National League MVP in 1938. Nothing about Lombardi was conventional, including his batting grip: He held the bat like a golf club, interlocking his hands. All-Star for seven seasons, was the catcher for Johnny Vander Meer’s back-to-back no-hitters. Ernie "Schnozz" Lombardi. Slowest man, ever, in MLB history! ALWAYS n my HOF!!!

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🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo

4 months ago

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined. and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god? sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.