Jennifer S Theise @JSTheise

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” -Douglas Adams Atlanta, GA Joined June 2009

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crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger

11 months ago

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I told my son last night he was living through history….Sadly, I did not expect this historical moment to be Orwell-ian. My soul’s soul hurts today. I can no longer, in good conscience, accept any explanations.

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Jennifer S Theise @JSTheise

11 months ago

“Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot.”

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Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo

11 months ago

I'm kind of hoping Joe will call them "people who wear dog shit on their heads" because I want to see what happens next.

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Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33

11 months ago

100%, unequivocally, it should have been---THE END of Donald Trump!! Do you agree? Yes or No?

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

12 months ago

“Back in my day, Republicans hated Russia.”

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Colin McCarthy @COLINMcCARTHY52

12 months ago

Remember that time canes scored 21 unanswered and beat Cal 39-38…. Just sayin…

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Andrew Ferrelli @Andrew_Ferrelli

12 months ago

Michael Irvin is going to do every drug in the state of California tonight

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Jennifer S Theise @JSTheise

12 months ago

While this may be true, we’ll be citing the CFP rankings after tonight’s “lesson” 🙌🏻 C-A-N-E-S @MiamiGameday @MiamiHurricanes @CaneSport

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Jennifer S Theise @JSTheise

12 months ago

JD: “I’m gonna answer your question because you asked it….” 🥴🤦🏼‍♀️ #VPDebate2024

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Jennifer S Theise @JSTheise

12 months ago

So now we’re blaming Congress? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Can someone PLEASE give Vance a basic civics class on the three branches of government AND reiterate the responsibilities and limitations of the Vice President? #VPDebate2024

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BTS’s Black Swan 🖤🦢 @goldblackswan7

12 months ago

I need EVERYONE to learn how the three branches of the government works #VPDebate2024

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Jennifer S Theise @JSTheise

12 months ago

Not even 12 min into the debate and JD has already referred to climate change as Weird Science 🤦🏼‍♀️ #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

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Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy

a year ago

I can’t believe you bitches are just sitting around thinking about abortion instead of being happy like four years ago and thinking about if you don’t wear a mask to Costco you might die, and if you do, you might be confronted by a lunatic, but you’re totally out of trash bags.