Jacob @Jacobycb0
Just being jacob at the coffee bar Joined December 2013-
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I was on the demolition team at my parents' cabin this morning. Not gonna lie - I'm pretty good with a crowbar.
Jacob retweeted
had to explain to my 4 year-old today the difference between "going commando" and "playing commandos".
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I think Captain von Trapp is simply dreamy.
Don't be starin at my badonkadonk cuz you ain't getting it signed.
Not working tonight. Gay jester is on the prowl.
Need to take a break from this so I don't look like a crack head.
In Hunger games they always say "winter is coming"
Walk into Home Depot and be like "what's the best type of tape to tape my nuts"
I'm trying to entertain people with my crotch back there.
You're supposed to socialize with the gay heathens
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