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@JagvarGames There's not enough hairspray left in the world to get that level of curl and bounce anymore. Not since the Mousse mines were taken over by Balrogs in 89.
@JagvarGames A lack of steroids and male pattern baldness. Plus I know the proper way to hold a sword.
@JagvarGames The female model is Maria Whittaker. In case anyone was wondering🤩