Jaime Rakic-Platt @Jaime90
London, England Joined February 2009-
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Jaime Rakic-Platt retweeted
sorry to this girl whose phone call i’m eavesdropping on but “he took an hour long shower and he doesn’t even have hair” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard
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Jaime Rakic-Platt retweeted
"ICEbergs." 😂🤣👇
Jaime Rakic-Platt retweeted
last night i had a man order, verbatim, “vodka martini with no vermouth AND extra dry, with olives” i assumed i had misheard so i clarified if he said extra dry or extra dirty. he repeated “vodka martini with no vermouth AND extra dry” oh my fucking god
i love martinis but i wish the rest of the martini drinkers out there would actually learn the terminology. because half you bitches sound dumb as rocks when you try to order!!
Jaime Rakic-Platt retweeted
Cuntiness Everdeen
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I found a bra in his suitcase and he said it’s from when he was f@t years back. He said he had saggy titt!ěs and kept it to remind him how far he’s come with his weight loss journey.
Ladies, what is the worst lie you have heard come out of a man’s mouth? Men are very creative with their lies you know
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I have been laughing at this TikTok for 3 minutes straight
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Vietnam
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Okay now i get why people are angry. This guy isn’t even a bunny rabbit
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you look like you enjoy going on cruises (derogatory)
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haven't seen moo deng in a while...just shows you how the industry treats women once they age....
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Incredible stories being told on TikTok
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this is like when you get all your different friend groups together for your birthday party
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Christopher Maloney has officially declined performing at the Super Bowl LXI Halftime Show in 2026. "That's the day I do my big weekly shop I'm afraid" he said
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OH SHE ATE THAT SO BAD😭😭😭
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Should've listened bitch
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Rest in power, your majesty
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After like 5-7 traumatic experiences, everything just becomes funny tbh.
Jaime Rakic-Platt retweeted
I’m in M&S and they just played Sugababes, Madonna and Sophie Ellis Bextor back to back
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