JPP @JakeNetter

Hi, it’s me. I’m the problem, it’s me. Massachusetts, USA Joined October 2018

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Johnny Brown @johnnyxbrown

2 years ago

I've been going to the gym for 10 years. Here are 50 things I wish I had known from the beginning: 1. A gym membership is cheaper and more effective than antidepressants.

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The Hollywood Reporter @THR

2 years ago

Jimmy Kimmel calls out Donald Trump at the 2024 #Oscars

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3 years ago

“I piggybacked from a pizza dough freezer.” New favorite line @Stranger_Things @Milliestopshate #StrangerThings

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Winter is Coming @WiCnet

3 years ago

WOAH IS THIS TRUE????

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4 years ago

# SpareStrong on @Bonfire bonfire.com/sparestrong/?u…

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4 years ago

Haven’t tweeted in a while. Life update: billy threw my car keys in the sandbox smh

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☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX

4 years ago

BABY MONTERO IS HERE!!!

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Energy is a beautiful thing. Sometimes you’re ready to run 5 marathons before 6am but on the flip side sometimes you just want to float off the ground and let the wind drag you away. And sometimes you’re somewhere in the middle but that’s not interesting so

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4 years ago

I don’t get it

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4 years ago

I forgot my mom’s birthday was yesterday.......... I am the worst of the worst. Trash, shit, literal smell of moldy cheese, etc

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4 years ago

RIO IS ON DISNEY+!!!!! I LOVE RIO

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4 years ago

I can’t wait for tik tok to not be a thing anymore

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Taylor Bras @taylor_bras

4 years ago

„Bernadette Jordan MP: We made Seaspiracy. Help us protect our oceans from destructive commercial fishing” - Jetzt unterschreiben! chng.it/gkqqKFJf via @Change

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5 years ago

I can’t believe I’m saying this but slavery is still a thing. But we can end it and the first step of action is to stop eating fish.

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5 years ago

Please don’t eat seafood. I know it can taste amazing but it’s not worth it, please. #Seaspiracy

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5 years ago

There was this girl working at this smoothie shop and she was really nice and pretty and my heart hurts 🥲

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5 years ago

I love twitch

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5 years ago

Why do girls (and some guys) have a thing with not washing their hair? What’s the big deal? You make it seem like it’s the hardest thing in the world to do.... and what is this dry shampoo shit? Wtf even is that???

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5 years ago

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve heard a professor say during class? I’ll go first. Picture Carl from UP speaking in a monotone-like voice: “It looks like a bunch of bananas having an orgy.”