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Can’t wait for the @AtlantaFalcons to trade up for Spencer Rattler tonight
Lmao no they didn’t
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On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer. He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace. -The Simpson Family
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101K Followers 2K Following Two truths & a lie: Play-by-play announcer, wannabe Guy Montag biographer, Michael Pemulis's Dunlop rep.@minakimes Public: "I can't believe the Falcons signed a mediocre QB coming off an Achilles injury, what a bad decision!" *2 months later* "I can't believe the Falcons would take Penix in the draft. They have Kirk Cousins"
And this is not a "you'll see!" post, either. The Falcons have earned this by not being good for over half a decade and going way against the grain. They have an astonishing amount of faith this is all going to work; I hope it does. But until it does, this is life
My fervent hope is that this year is the opposite of last year, when everyone was complimenting the Falcons throughout the spring and summer and they faceplanted, because they are and will be getting lambasted, chastised, harangued, and castigated
the weirdest consensus take is that the Falcons are a "ready-made" roster for Kirk. their defense finished 24th and 31st in DVOA last 2 years and isn't overly talented. the skill players are about league average.
the weirdest consensus take is that the Falcons are a "ready-made" roster for Kirk. their defense finished 24th and 31st in DVOA last 2 years and isn't overly talented. the skill players are about league average.
My favorite part about this Ballys debocale is how many people are gonna learn about the British Basketball League. If you know you know
‘til next time, dawgs 🐶
Jack Edwards is a National Treasure 😂
Disagree w/ Kevin here. TF didn’t splurge on players like Bates, Ellis, DO last year for a long term rebuild. They believe the only real issue was QB, hence why they used most their resources on it. FO has had poor self awareness from the jump, and this is a continuation of that.
Biggest takeaway from the #Falcons 2024 draft: Atlanta is not in "win-now" mode. Extremely future-focused draft. When combined with their free agency--team hasn't restructured or pushed any money into the future--it's pretty clear that the plan is to build towards 2026.
Yes, that does make Kirk Cousins the most expensive "bridge QB" of all time, but also gives the #Falcons a pathway to competitiveness immediately. Still, Atlanta has clearly not maximized this roster for 2024 and opted to start what seems like a "mini rebuild". Bold strategy.
Biggest takeaway from the #Falcons 2024 draft: Atlanta is not in "win-now" mode. Extremely future-focused draft. When combined with their free agency--team hasn't restructured or pushed any money into the future--it's pretty clear that the plan is to build towards 2026.
Get ready to learn Jelinsky
People are saying Several means 7? I always thought several was a couple more than a few. So he’s going to be out a minimum of 5-20 games
“I prayed to God that I need some help.” $1.3 BILLION Powerball jackpot winner is a Laotian immigrant battling cancer
This team is coming off of three straight 7-10 seasons and we’re pretending like the roster is so good that we have the luxury of passing up on anyone who may be able to immediately contribute in the draft. Give me a break.
If you’re upset the Falcons didn’t draft any Day 1 starters, don’t be. That speaks to the quality of the roster. Your roster must be pretty rough if you need a bunch of rookies to start day one. It’s a luxury to have rookies start out as depth players.
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Give a warm #RiseUp to your newest Falcons!