James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

It'll be dark soon. Joined July 2020

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Everybody in the Life Alert commercial is long-dead.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

I really like Schumer when he's angry. Can we just keep that guy pissed off all of the time?

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

This is definitely the most damning of Trump's impeachments.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Trump is in our IRC channel and we can't ban him because nobody has ops and the channel bot is netsplit.

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With all this confusion about patriotism perhaps some examples would help: Patriotic: Telling Matt Gaetz to eat your ass pebbles. Unpatriotic: Letting Matt Gaetz eat your ass pebbles without live streaming it.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Looks like Ossoff is walking around with those votes Trump was looking for.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1

5 years ago

Looks like Ossoff is walking around with those votes Trump was looking for.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Steve Kornacki, in his brown mustard khakis, says there's 190k uncounted votes in Dekalb County. Wow!

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

These idiots itching for another civil war, thinking their AR-15 will get the job done this time, should really consider the various upgrades the Union Army has made these last 150 years.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Replacing Symone w/ Brie is one of the biggest downgrades in political staffing history and leaves us a Brie with an inflated ego and a 300k basket of gullibles to spread counterproductive lies to. Gee, thanks Bernard, real great display of executive decision making there.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

I'll share a secret. You know when a bearded man is drinking beer and accidentally gets beer in his beard? Well, that isn't accidental. It's intentional and thoroughly satisfying.

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The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I

5 years ago

I give you the right to talk to the President of the United States however you want

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

5 years ago

I give you the right to talk to the President of the United States however you want

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

"I Best Lady: How I Becaming Best"

Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC

5 years ago

"I Best Lady: How I Becaming Best"

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Yes Eric 80 million people gave a big fat middle finger to that anti-democracy bigoted man-child of a father you have.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Everybody cooks their turkey wrong because of Norman Rockwell but with so many houses without guests I think people will cook however they please and make the best turkeys of their life.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

I want Trump to concede not only for the good of the country but also so I can laugh one last time at an awful speech written by Stephen Miller.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

Ah, no wonder The Nguyen Ham and Fine Meats Co. of Pennsylvania called me this morning and asked us if we'd like to reschedule our Saturday reservation for this afternoon instead.

Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1

5 years ago

Ah, no wonder The Nguyen Ham and Fine Meats Co. of Pennsylvania called me this morning and asked us if we'd like to reschedule our Saturday reservation for this afternoon instead.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

People angry at Twitter for deleting tweets that violated Twitter's privacy policy got revenge by putting their SSN and DL on Parler.

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James Torgo 🥁🐝 @JamesTorgo

5 years ago

It's hard for Corn to properly celebrate his presidential pardon knowing Tish can still fist his cavity with bread and celery and bake him to a crisp.