Jan noort @Jandoef

The Hague, The Netherlands Joined December 2010

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Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10

9 months ago

Well done referee in the Newcastle game 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7

3 years ago

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!

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Mrs Fox 🕊️ @CaliforniaFrizz

3 years ago

Saturday’s Story: I had just spent an hour in the bank with my father, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist asking: "Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?" "Why would I do that?" he replied. "Because then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like that transfer. You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!" I was so excited about introducing him to the exciting world of online banking. He thought for a minute, then answered "If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?" "Yes, yes" I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered to your front door now, and how Amazon delivers everything! His answer left me speechless. He replied "Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends. And I have chatted for a while with the staff who know me very well by now. You know that I am alone. This is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have more than enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave. Two years ago I got sick, The shop owner, where I buy my fruit, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried. When your mum fell down few days ago during her morning walk, our local grocer saw her and immediately brought his car to rush her home, as he knows where I live. Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online? Why would I want everything delivered to me, forcing me to only interact with my computer? I like to know the person I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds and relationships. Does Amazon deliver all this as well?" Technology isn't life. Spend time with people. Not with devices. #SpendTimeWithPeople #CashIsKing #TheImportanceOfConnection

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James Woods @RealJamesWoods

3 years ago

They stole a car and murdered a perfectly innocent man for laughs. When will it end? And more importantly how will it end? x.com/ghostbrowser8/…

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Jan Bennink @Rumpelstunzchen

4 years ago

Test! Iedereen die mij nog wel kan zien en horen. Retweet: I ♥️ @thierrybaudet

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ZUBY: @ZubyMusic

5 years ago

How long until leaders in the Middle East and Africa start denouncing the human rights violations taking place in the West?

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mirjam janssen @mirjamjanssen

6 years ago

#GerechtigheidVoorBas

🌍 Gaia of the Universe 🌍 @Gaia_Universe

6 years ago

Laten we de hashtag #GerechtigheidVoorBas trending maken en hopen dat er een grote opstand komt tegen deze toestanden, dit moet echt stoppen!

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Superjan @superjan

7 years ago

Omdat ik minimaal 5 tot 10 x zoveel retweets wil voor deze post! Say it out loud... "I ❤️ our farmers and fishermen."

Superjan @superjan

7 years ago

Rutte noemt terecht dat Nederland 2e voedselproducent ter wereld is. En we dus geen voedseltekorten krijgen. Ik neem aan dat het haat en ophef-offensief tegen onze geweldige geliefde en broodnodige boerenstand nu van de baan is @minpres? #COVID2019NL

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Jan noort @Jandoef

7 years ago

@ouafa070 is er dan al eens een nederlands paspoort afgenomen van al dat marokkaans tuig dat konstant heel Nederland terroriseert?

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Alana Mastrangelo-Wrask @ARmastrangelo

7 years ago

"The extremists are those who governed Europe for 20 years—Who betrayed Europe? Who occupied this Europe in the name of multinationals and uncontrolled immigration? The Merkels, the Macrons, the Soros', and the Junckers." —Matteo Salvini