jared phd @Jaredreturns
Anarchist, not on your team. INFJ, leave me alone. lnp. Gfy Joined December 2021-
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jared phd retweeted
Forget Tylenol, there are thousands of first trimester babies bathing in ozempic as we speak
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Me waiting for the PSA email.
Me waiting for the PSA email. https://t.co/eXhIZQWyrz
It’s the state of affairs, the state of emotions. The type of thing you must understand. I’ll tell you one thing, you tell me another. We walk away maybe then shake hands.
Just saw an eczema medication commercial that has side effects of extreme diarrhea and suicidal thoughts. Could you imagine shitting so bad you wanna kill yourself? Take the itchy skin, bro
jared phd retweeted
“Conservatism is only as good as what it conserves.” — Friedrich Hayek
I’m going to try bringing back calling farts beef stew.
jared phd retweeted
Chicken is survival food. Fish is decent food. Pork is comfort food. Beef is optimal food. The nutrient density isn't even close. Every other animal protein is a compromise compared to what beef delivers per bite.
Holy fuck lady. You’re so good at mental gymnastics. x.com/ilhanmn/status…
Holy fuck lady. You’re so good at mental gymnastics. x.com/ilhanmn/status… https://t.co/I4uijNcrGS
You mean BLM isn’t run by upstanding people?
You mean BLM isn’t run by upstanding people?
jared phd retweeted
Just so we’re clear.
It’s interesting @chevy knows about the Chevy car play connectivity issues if you’re not using WiFi. Even more interesting, if you pay for WiFi package, it works seamlessly. I’m sure that’s purely coincidence as it should be quite the easy fix IF they wanted to fix it. $$$
Lacy doesn’t feel good. We go to doctor. Doctor does covid test. “Everything came back negative.” Lacy “i didn’t think it was covid.” Dr.: “what makes you say it’s not covid?” L: “you just told me it came back negative..?”
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Yes, in the United States, violent, horrific tragedies are unfolding. That’s not in question. What I invite people to do is step back and truly observe. Allow yourself to feel what comes up—rage, anger, sadness, uncertainty, anxiety—feel it fully. But then pause, and think…
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