Jason Kaufman @JasonThinksThat
strategic eater Joined June 2011-
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This is your annual reminder not to ask Jewish people when Hanukkah is. We don't know either.
@NFL 🤦🏽♂️ #HispanicHeritageMonth
We turning up to T-Pain with $38 in our bank account and this man crying in the dark eating a onion teriyaki sub. Bro that's on YOU
“Welcome to the show” me to the new sponge I’m about to use for the first time
Straight White Man w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - Make Happy youtu.be/W171n_v4ZAs via @YouTube Feel like now’s an appropriate time to raise this again
This is next level dumb shit but par for the course here
I'm not defending the actions of the officers. But we've demonized law enforcement to the point that there are far fewer rewards for being a hero, for taking risks. When your culture makes George Floyd the hero, real heroes stand down. Cultural rot has consequences.
Wish I knew more about The Doors so I could make some kind of Jim Morrison joke here. But I don’t so I’ll just say fuck Ted Cruz
Always blows my mind that there is a large number of people who think this guy is intelligent
The only solution the Left truly believes will work is total gun confiscation. They refuse to argue on behalf of that. So instead, they simply use phrases like "common sense gun reform," and then refuse to specify what such reform would be or how it would stop mass shootings.
just read this one from @oliviamuenz totally rapt "Sometimes I’d think I should try to do something about the dire. I would think about it like a riddle. The dire was stuck on everything and so it was also stuck on nothing. This was a help and a curse." havehashad.com/hadposts/the-n…
“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” on repeat all day
JUST IN: Meat Loaf, the rock superstar loved by millions, has died. He was 74. abcn.ws/3rFrY6T
Does he not see the irony in being skeptical of the information he is reading from legitimate scientists but saying he doesn’t agree with the facts because “that’s not what I’ve read…” btw Joe being contrarian doesn’t mean you’re intelligent
JUST IN: Meat Loaf, the rock superstar loved by millions, has died. He was 74. abcn.ws/3rFrY6T
@nywolforg @__ChrisCote @gregcote we are
every team in the NL East has now won a World Series in my lifetime besides the Mets
“Delta plus” This disease has its own streaming service now?
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496 Followers 487 Following Filmmakers specializing in feature docs. 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎𝐖: The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox @netflix. #GoodStoriesToldWell
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128 Followers 506 Following I only fear two beings, one I can talk to the other I can see him
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Jon “Stugotz” Wei... @stugotz790
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Chillin in my Bacta @DarthAmin
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6 Seasons and a Movin... @NBAGreendale
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Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed
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Chris Wittyngham @ChrisWittyngham
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Richard Staff @RichardStaff
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr
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Chris Cote @__ChrisCote
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Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja
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wint @dril
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall
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218K Followers 3K Following You gonna just decide that I'm drunk? Who are you to decide that I'm drunk? I make that decision. That decision is between me and God.
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255K Followers 5K Following writer/host | X-Ray Vision | SIX TROPHIES | @HouseofDragon Pod | PRIMO @Amazon | Miguel Wants to Fight @hulu | reps: [email protected] @vervetlaYou might like
