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Jay: "Question time. What's a website?"
Dad: Jay, where'd you get those hiccups? Jay: From very far away.
Jay: Dad, what this? (Picks up Dad's credit card). Dad: It's a credit card; you buy things with it. Jay: For me? Let's go to the toy store!
Jay, playing with his new toy: I used to be a real dinosaur, now I am a bone dinosaur. He’s not just an animal, he’s a BONE ANIMAL!
@nate510 @comcast This is a reason Daddy doesn't want to move to the Bay Area.
Daddy: Here's some (soy)milk Jay. Don't spill it. Jay: I will.
Beat off! Beat off! It's a whole moon!
When I grow up I'm going to be a man... with brown skin.
It's not "Nar-WHALE," its "Nar-WHAL." (Jay correcting fellow classmates)
Don't drink THIS rain, cuz it comes from SPIDERS. Spiders, spiders, spiders... Spiders, spiders, spiders...
Jay's Hinchy, that's what's happening.
"Mom, we don't have much time. We have to go to the rocket ship!"
Jay: (puts hand in his underwear). I think I have a banana in here somewhere!
Don't squeeze my foot, it's full of ants!
@Amy_E_Valentine Spider milk!
J: (throws doll at Daddy). Daddy: Say you're sorry, J. J: Sorry. Daddy: Why are you sorry, J? J: Nothing! (Blows raspberry, scampers away)
Jay (baby spider): Mommy, can I have spider milk? Mommy (spider): Spiders have bug juice, Baby Spider. Jay: Mommy, can I have bug juice?
Jay: My bear has a piece of avocado in his hoopy. Daddy: What's a hoopy? Jay: A hoopy is a kind of hoop.