Jeff Authier @JeffAuthier
Joined August 2011-
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Cutlery: The world may be ending, so might as well bring out the nice silverware. zomby.me
Hiking Boots: Great for planting bootprints on the faces of the walking dead. zomby.me
Healer Skilly Bean: Blueberry-flavoured, virus-resistant GM beans. Increases Heal skill as a side-effect. zomby.me
Health Pack: Restores you to full health. Use these to patch yourself up after scrapes with the walking dead. zomby.me
Join my level 1 safehouse at Continental in Charing Cross. zomby.me
.22 Pistol: A good small side-arm, but the small calibre holds it back from being a true primary weapon. zomby.me
Combat Knife: Silent and deadly, also "looks cool between your teeth while you rise menacingly out of a swamp". zomby.me
Healer Skilly Bean: Blueberry-flavoured, virus-resistant GM beans. Increases Heal skill as a side-effect. zomby.me
Join my level 1 safehouse at Continental in Charing Cross. zomby.me
Study concludes hearing zombie moans all around you getting louder and louder negatively affects stress zomby.me
'Zomber' hook-up app helps survivors find commitment free action with corpses nearby. zomby.me
Pleasant Present For You: A small pile of gift packages that contain 7 Full Energy Drinks and 7 Full Stamina Pills. zomby.me
Survivors urged to stop "feeding" the zombies. zomby.me
I just investigated Bracbridge Ffair Grounds and found 18 zombies. Time to clear them out! zomby.me
Health Pack: Restores you to full health. Use these to patch yourself up after scrapes with the walking dead. zomby.me
I just investigated Continental and found 0 zombies. Time to clear them out! zomby.me
Join my level 1 safehouse at Continental in Charing Cross. zomby.me
Popularity of dipping severed heads in gold sees sharp increase. zomby.me
I just investigated Queen Elizabeth II P.S. and found 33 zombies. Time to clear them out! zomby.me
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