Jeff 'Mister Sir' Tucker @JeffScottTucker
Husband, dad, supposed warfighter, sarnt, controlmancer, gamer, perpetual DM, tarnished, guardian, Silmarillionaire Joined May 2017-
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2 Big AM Machinations? Am I supposed to pick up conspiratorial thoughts?
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what type of milk? 🥛
Meg couldn't recall the phrase "soft as a baby's bottom", so instead she said "nice as a baby's ass" to describe someone's face.
Just found out why the eggs have been shinier than normal lately
Finally got home from cleaning & prepping the house we moved out of at 10:30pm, I've been fantasizing about sleep for about 6hrs now. ...aaaaaaaand Meg's already snoring loud enough to wake the dead. hurray
I was showing Kona some old pics of me, and found the one from when I was on TV! My parents were very proud, though I had to point myself out lol.
You love to see it
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod There's a Dresden Files meme subreddit
Just tried walking into the bedroom, but I immediately ran into a wall of Meg's farts and noped right the fuck outta there.
Gonna start a BG3 campaign with my oldest today, so freakin' excited! Now I just gotta figure out what build would be goofiest for our eventual shenanigans.
I told Meg about dollarydoos
Got home from a nightshift about 90mins ago, having a hard to falling asleep so I'm listening to an audiobook with earbuds while laying beside a sleeping Meg. Her snores are genuinely making it difficult to hear my book.
I've been playing the hell out of Baldur's Gate 3 since we got it for Xmas, and I told Meg that I think she'd absolutely love it. And now she's refusing to let me have a turn on the xbox.
Got Noira some catnip again, she's been staring at the christmas lights for the last 15 minutes.
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