I should coordinate an event with @drewdyck so we can use it as a platform to create a scandal and then ride the resulting wave of outrage to market our books. Here’s the plan. We’ll call it The Stronger Coffee Conference and all y’all will come. I’ll cater the whole thing with pineapple pizza. With tears in his eyes, Drew will then point out that pineapple pizza is terrible and that he’s been up since 1AM worrying about this. Then I will cite Matthew 18 and publicly shame Drew for not talking to me privately first. Meanwhile, all y’all will get super upset and post video clips on your socials. Then I’ll do a speech encouraging people to have the Pineapple Spirit, plug my book, and after we reconcile, Drew will plug his too. Video clips will go viral on online and the media will cover it. This cannot fail. It’s BRILLIANT!
@JennMGreenberg @drewdyck Along, those lines, about ten years ago, I came up with the idea of having a Matthew 18™ brand coffee. I think it's time.
@JennMGreenberg I’m in! But sorry I won’t reconcile. We need to keep our feud going for years so our book sales stay strong.
@JennMGreenberg @drewdyck One sword-swallower got so sick of people claiming it was a fake-sword, that he started doing the routine w/ a U-shaped fluorescent-tube, under power. You could see the light through his chest. INCREDIBLY dangerous. The pizza idea is SO MUCH safer & easier x.com/drewdyck/statu…
@JennMGreenberg @drewdyck One sword-swallower got so sick of people claiming it was a fake-sword, that he started doing the routine w/ a U-shaped fluorescent-tube, under power. You could see the light through his chest. INCREDIBLY dangerous. The pizza idea is SO MUCH safer & easier x.com/drewdyck/statu…
@JennMGreenberg @drewdyck I’m here for the scandal. I’ve got lots of dirt on Drew.
@JennMGreenberg @drewdyck I object to this for two reasons. 1) What about MY book? (Multilingual Church: Strategies for making disciples in all languages, available from all good bookshops) 2) Surely @drewdyck would have to Just Show Up?
@JennMGreenberg @drewdyck Your future self might regret to know @drewdyck has a knack for ruining “plans that can’t fail”. 😂