Jeremy Danner @Jeremy_Danner
Digital Marketing Manager & Brand Ambassador - I ❤️ @randyldanner, my midsize roommate and the @Royals. These tweets are my personal thoughts. Kansas City Joined December 2009-
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I think we’re coming up on the beginning of the “Dad, you’re not funny” years with the midsize roommate.
When you try to burn me, but make me sound kinda cool:
Me and the “mute this conversation” option:
#Royals win 8-0, following a 3-game losing streak w/a 4-game winning streak. 1-0 game until the Royals put up seven in the 9th. Seth Lugo 7IP 3H 0R. Tied a career high with 9K. Adam Frazier went over the fence for a spectacular catch/double play. Bobby Witt MLB best 4th triple
Bobby Witt Jr. is such an awesome example of how the game should be played. In addition to having otherworldly levels of talent, dude is so fundamentally sound. I love watching him run the bases.
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Flyovers aren’t patriotic. They’re shows of force. See how we can sneak up on a stadium full of people with this massive plane that has a 40,000 pound payload? We’ll do it to you if you mess with us.
Flyovers aren’t patriotic. They’re shows of force. See how we can sneak up on a stadium full of people with this massive plane that has a 40,000 pound payload? We’ll do it to you if you mess with us.
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Absolutely. It’s a weird thing to do and the Star Spangled Banner sucks.
Absolutely. It’s a weird thing to do and the Star Spangled Banner sucks.
Nah.
I recently became aware of this dude because one of the midsize roommate’s teammates was saying this during their last practice.
I recently became aware of this dude because one of the midsize roommate’s teammates was saying this during their last practice.
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114K Followers 225 Following Dozens of MLB pitchers have trusted Codify's personalized game planning for greater pitching success! Send a DM to learn how to join them today!@Jeremy_Danner I am watching Resident Alien and the alien in it claimed they're related to octopuses like 15 minutes ago. So of course...also that's some strange timing 😅
@Jeremy_Danner I’m sorry! That sounds like a big bummer. It will pass though! Eventually.
@Jeremy_Danner Once your jokes fall flat with your son they take decades to regain lift.
@Jeremy_Danner @Royals Walked away for like half an inning and they busted it wide open 😂
@mloe68 @Jeremy_Danner Lmfao... I seriously am not ashamed, I had some kids turn around look at me and nodded their heads on admiration...lol
@Jeremy_Danner Although I don’t think the star spangled banner sucks, I do think it would be objectively hilarious if we changed the national anthem from a song from the war of 1812 to a song from the current war on terror. Imagine 72K in Arrowhead singing AMERICA, FUCK YEAH before Chiefs games
@EffingCandleCo @Jeremy_Danner PRE-ORDERED LIKE A BOSS
@Jeremy_Danner Which tune? Is it "Paparazzi"? I'll bet it's "Paparazzi".
@Jeremy_Danner Me, as I scramble to locate my Lady Gaga playlist and relabel it as ‘Banger Tunes’
@Jeremy_Danner To call the anthem a "banger" is hilarious
@Jeremy_Danner Agree. We need a new song. As much as I love the Chiefs it’s the only way for people to stop chanting home of the Chiefs at everything from middle school track meets to Tupperware sales conventions.
I want to stand in the line SO bad. Touch me bro and see what happens (nothing)
That might be one of the best defensive #Royals plays of all time. Holy shit, Adam Frazier.
@Jeremy_Danner Let's replace the anthem with the Hey Song. I'm down.