Jester4Truth @Jester4Truth
Translating today's doublespeak into plain English. A euphemism a day. Living under the algorithm Joined April 2025-
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@TheHauskarl Much appreciated! The hard part wasn't finding ten. It was stopping at ten.
Champagne socialist: someone who wants to redistribute wealth. Starting with yours. (Image: AI-generated satire)
After the French riots, someone listed a sweater on Vinted as stolen during the protest. Finally, an honest seller.
🇫🇷💥 FLASH | Vinted a INTERDIT la vente des objets volés lors des pillages cette semaine. Les publications seront supprimées.
@DiscussingFilm We've reached the point where a price you can actually pay is called a subsidy.
@OpenAI Side effects may include confident citations. Ask your doctor if Rosalind is right for you.
Germany found the balance between innovation and regulation. Huang to Merz: "There's nothing to regulate if the industry doesn't thrive." Translation: America builds it, Germany files it. (Image: AI-generated satire)
@TheNationalNews France tried reaching the President. It went straight to auto-reply. AI-generated satire
@business The Villages is selling ~$180M in bonds with no credit rating. They don't call it junk anymore. Junk at least gets a rating. Image: AI-generated illustration
@FinancialXpress India's Finance Minister: people are "even exiting easily." They're not running away. They're enjoying the excellent exit infrastructure. (Image: AI-generated satire)
@clashreport Correction: VW's CEO bonus for 2025 was €2.0M, not €7M. The pay freeze to 2030 is only a plan so far. The worker profit bonus (VW AG in-house deal) is suspended for 2026–27. Corrected graphic attached. (Image: AI-generated satire)
@clashreport Same company. Different rules. AI-generated satire
@E_Boeminghaus Gleiche Firma. Andere Regeln. CEO-Bonus 2025: 2,0 Mio. €. Erfolgsbeteiligung der Belegschaft: 2026–27 ausgesetzt. Weltweite Nullrunde bis 2030: bisher nur geplant. (Grafik: KI-generierte Satire)
@DesiMemesTweets Civic smoke-assisted endurance training. Your Apple Watch calls it "air quality challenge." 🔥
@L_ThinkTank "…and on your left, 800 years of history burning down." 🛥️ AI-generated satire
@PatrikNacher Hydration goal reached. Government-funded, high-pressure, zero sugar. 💦
@krithikasivasw Urban steeplechase: 3 obstacles cleared. 🥇
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